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Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

"Thanks for carrying my tub of emulsion home, mate, that was a nice jester"

22/05/17 19:26:52

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

'My name's Boris Johnson. Will you be voting
...?'

22/05/17 19:14:50

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"And to think my parents said I wouldn't amount to anything-seriously what were they thinking?"

22/05/17 20:38:45

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5054Kenny Ireland

"Rolf. Is that you?"

22/05/17 21:15:43

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11104Neil Mackenzie

As you can see I am clearly not off my trolley.

23/05/17 6:13:33

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11712Smuldo

It's just another day in the life of a Clowncil worker.

22/05/17 20:17:21

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

As the old saying goes, 'A journey of a thousand miles begins with a bucket of confetti, and a pair of enormous shoes'.

22/05/17 19:23:33

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

Trump's aid arrives for Middle East peace talks

22/05/17 19:14:49

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Call Mr Plod, I've found Noddy's stolen car.

23/05/17 12:46:27

 
Gf j Vote score: 486Gf j

I have to leave I'm suffering from "Too much colour" prejudice

23/05/17 6:52:43

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6189C CaMel

"Sorry I'm late, my dog popped"

22/05/17 21:01:51

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"I'm on my way to work-It's casual Friday."

22/05/17 20:16:02

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"I Don't get it -no one takes me seriously."

22/05/17 20:13:55

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13391Vanessa the Guesser

"I like your droll pram".

22/05/17 20:13:51

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32707Tony Edwards

"What are you doing? You clown! You're supposed to be painting double yellow lines."

22/05/17 19:57:47

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15360Dan Nicholls

Mr Tumble leaves the clinic after treatment on his 'spotty bag'.

22/05/17 19:50:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32707Tony Edwards

Luny by name, Loony by nature.

22/05/17 19:43:27

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10318Mr Dome

Despite looking like a twat, his drinking problem was behind him...

22/05/17 19:31:39

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

With the closure of Ringling Brothers Circus, police are called in to deal with the itinerant clown menace.

22/05/17 19:26:24

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23159Ian Skelding

"Who wrote Entry of the Gladiators?"
"Fucik."
"A simple 'don't know' would of sufficed."

22/05/17 19:21:21

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"Hi Billy, looking Smart."

22/05/17 19:18:06

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

"Weddings, Funerals, Anything".

22/05/17 19:16:07

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Laurence Llewelyn Bowen's new range is intended to appeal to children.

22/05/17 19:15:57

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Jehovah Witnesses come in all devious disguises.

22/05/17 19:13:36

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21009John Glover

"Sorry mate, the kids thought you were rubbish. I booked you because I thought your ad' said entertainment 'A la carte.'"

22/05/17 19:13:31

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

You might knock it, but he keeps a whole team of decorators in there.

22/05/17 19:12:24

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"and don't come back, my son has colourphobia!"

22/05/17 19:12:24

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5234Chris Halliwell

Is that the Postman? I should Coco.

22/05/17 19:04:02

 
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