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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. If you look out of the right hand side of the plane, thats me waving with the parachute and walkie talkie."
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D C Vote score: 2689D C

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. If you look out of the right hand side of the plane, that's me waving with the parachute and walkie talkie."

27/04/15 13:56:58

 
Boycie Vote score: 6700Boycie

By this stage we reckoned the stunt pilot was just taking the piss.

27/04/15 11:20:19

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

The passengers also left a load of skid-marks.

27/04/15 11:00:16

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Close encounters of the turd kind. --Boycie
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Ladies and Gentlemen thank you for flying Dignitas Airlines.

27/04/15 11:38:16

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23362Ian Skelding

"My God, we're not going to make the runway."
"Why, what is it?"
"It's a strip of ground along which planes take off and land but that's not important right now."

27/04/15 15:10:47

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21102John Glover

"Don't think we can land here captain, our scanner doesn't seem to recognise the bar code."

27/04/15 11:09:21

 
Tracey Sarge Vote score: 2566Tracey Sarge

If at first you don't succeed fly fly again.

27/04/15 18:21:58

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4772Lucky Elperro

"Ladies and Gentlemen we're pleased to announce we have Boris Johnson on board today and we'll let him take control for a couple of minutes".

27/04/15 17:41:12

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Hence the nightmayor scenario. --Doh Nutter
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23362Ian Skelding

"Look on the bright side Mohammed."
"What bright side?"
"Seventy two virgins."

27/04/15 15:34:30

 
Mark England Vote score: 17472Mark England

"That was close" thought the mouse, as he dived to avoid the roller skate.

27/04/15 14:54:01

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20018John Llamas

The Pilot is being an aeronauty boy again.

27/04/15 13:26:48

 
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