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Greg Curtis Vote score: 6211Greg Curtis

"Jake sat nervously before his phone-ectomy."

14/10/19 12:10:28

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13278Vanessa the Guesser

Dave thought it only fair to let both his Facebook friends know where he was.

14/10/19 15:21:04

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What? He has another friend? --Willie Johnson
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15341Dan Nicholls

Graham looked up at the girl, then back at his phone. That can't be right, he thought. It says no reception.

14/10/19 13:43:37

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20940John Glover

"My last stick of Kit-Kat, do I eat it myself or offer it to the receptionist and try and get her phone number?"

14/10/19 12:12:59

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Oh, give us a break.. --stone face
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Rob had decided that it was time to see his doctor about his addiction to caption.me...

14/10/19 12:00:16

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8728The Wolf

Tom, will you stop sending me photos of the carpet. For the last time, your phone doesn't have selfie mode

14/10/19 13:16:34

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"It's almost 12.45 and I still can't think of a funny bloody caption...!"

14/10/19 12:42:09

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15341Dan Nicholls

"Good things come to those who wait" they said. Four weeks I've been here.

14/10/19 12:00:08

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

Sperm donor observed one hand typing

14/10/19 18:43:16

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10264Mr Dome

The premature ejaculation doctor should have seen Dave at 12:40, but it wasn't long before he came

14/10/19 12:43:58

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Who threw You a fish? Vote score: 149Who threw You a fish?

Paul knew he was going to have a hard time convincing his psychiatrist that his invisible pet kitten was actually sitting beside him.

14/10/19 12:09:08

 
stone face Vote score: 8181stone face

After sitting there for three hours, Brian finally realised that wasn't a mirror, it was a window hatch for the receptionist.

14/10/19 12:06:38

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12258Stephen Bean

Dave had hoped for more interest on Tinder after uploading a picture of him wearing his new panda, cake underpants.

14/10/19 17:55:27

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10264Mr Dome

Steve Jobless

14/10/19 16:33:57

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5076Karyn Harrison

Even watching the Eric Prydz 'Call on Me' video with the sound off just wasn't doing it for Dave. Looked like the ability to move heavy objects with the power of his mind would die with him.

14/10/19 16:22:24

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6500Vivvy En

Playing the waiting game

14/10/19 14:24:16

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4549Stu Dent

His boss told him to go and get a long weight and he fell for it

14/10/19 14:04:23

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9464Chris Keegan

Totally obsessed by The Apprentice, Duncan loves nothing more than sitting in waiting rooms playing “Lord Sugar will see you now” on his mobile.

14/10/19 13:58:00

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5789Paul Reeve

Dave googled how to get a mars bar out of your bottom, as he sat patiently waiting to see the doctor.

14/10/19 12:37:47

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4679Lucky Elperro

He's not the schoolgirls gym teacher. He's a very naughty boy.

14/10/19 12:24:34

 
Who threw You a fish? Vote score: 149Who threw You a fish?

"Ohh damn you Tinder why are you matching me with boring office girls with badly dyed hair?"

..." Damn you Tinder why are you matching me with specky twats in the waiting room of STI clinic?"

14/10/19 12:05:14

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1876Willie Johnson

Dave didn't want to be there, but The Wolf had put super glue on the seat before he sat down.

14/10/19 22:46:36

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1876Willie Johnson

Having arrived early, he played virtual thumb wrestling on his phone.

14/10/19 22:40:25

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 1007Sam Cass

Role play night at the Whytes's.

14/10/19 19:44:35

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11063Neil Mackenzie

He needed to see the Ophthalmologist because he couldn’t read his mobile phone. The Doctor said it was worse than he thought, as he had been trying to turn on his diary.

14/10/19 19:33:10

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2749Scrijjy Doo

The doctor will see the erectile dysfunction patient now.

14/10/19 16:04:08

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4549Stu Dent

Pokemon come

14/10/19 14:08:53

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9464Chris Keegan

When Simon applied for a Tesco's Clubcard he didn't necessarily expect to be called in for an interview.

14/10/19 13:10:56

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32650Tony Edwards

Love at first byte.

14/10/19 12:48:29

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4679Lucky Elperro

When your new your two-way mirror from ebay ships from Guangdong, China.

14/10/19 12:21:26

 
stone face Vote score: 8181stone face

Bored. Billy would sit for hours, mimicking the movement of the clock's small hand.

14/10/19 12:19:47

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6211Greg Curtis

"Hope nobody back at caption-me finds out I'm getting my penis enlarged...[*FLASH*]...What was THAT?...."

14/10/19 12:17:41

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8728The Wolf

Thank god I'm the only one in the waiting room, thought Dave.

BEEP. "Will Mr Temple please go to room one for Doctor Hudson, the smelly willy specialist"

14/10/19 12:08:12

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6211Greg Curtis

"The wise thing," thought Herman, "is to NOT text him, and to JUST STARE AT THE CURSOR..."

14/10/19 12:07:45

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7105Hercules Rockefeller

"Sir, do you have an appointment? The free wifi is for paying customers only."

14/10/19 12:05:47

 
stone face Vote score: 8181stone face

"Beam me up, Scotty."

14/10/19 12:03:55

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6211Greg Curtis

"I AM looking for a job...."

14/10/19 12:03:03

 
stone face Vote score: 8181stone face

Those legs are pretty square, if you look at them from the right angle.

14/10/19 12:02:56

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6211Greg Curtis

Inaction Shot

14/10/19 12:02:14

 
Who threw You a fish? Vote score: 149Who threw You a fish?

If Dave put his phone away and moved off of his couch he would be able to see he has the time to reflect on the situation and improve his life.

14/10/19 12:01:42

 
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