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The clowns body was found in the undergrowth. Serious crime officers suspect he was involved in some funny business.
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Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

The clown's body was found in the undergrowth. Serious crime officers suspect he was involved in some funny business.

20/12/17 22:07:33

 
Brian  Malco Vote score: 2444Brian Malco

When the wife got lost in the woods I sent out a search party

20/12/17 20:21:26

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 420Spycenwolf

It's really easy to spot hallucinogenic mushrooms, especially after one has already had some...

20/12/17 22:13:23

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18009John Glover

The meteorological balloons fell back to earth on an unsupecting dog walker and knocked him unconscious. Latest update says 'He's still under the weather.'

20/12/17 21:08:31

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27768Tony Edwards

Copse and rubbers

20/12/17 20:10:56

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19599John Llamas

The Green Party

20/12/17 20:18:04

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27768Tony Edwards

"What clown left those there?"

20/12/17 20:30:26

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3686Chris Keegan

The local wildlife party was going so well until those pesky hedgehogs turned up....

20/12/17 20:15:06

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5062Hercules Rockefeller

"IT's a trap!"

20/12/17 20:03:46

 
Brian  Malco Vote score: 2444Brian Malco

A POPlar tree

20/12/17 20:00:19

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 420Spycenwolf

It's not always a good idea to agree to a blow job with no strings attached.

20/12/17 22:10:24

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

"Darling, fetch the shovel. The dog's been eating balloons again."

21/12/17 14:06:05

 
Dave E Vote score: 401Dave E

Pixar's "Up 2" is marred by helium shortage

21/12/17 7:06:50

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2632GeeDee

Has anyone seen my Blow Up Doll? I bit her neck and she flew out of the window!

20/12/17 21:31:39

 
ant man Vote score: 1027ant man

Up meets Honey I Shrunk the Kids

20/12/17 20:00:27

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

Passer-by 1: "I can hear moaning and the word yes being repeated. Will you go and have a look?"
Passer-by 2: "I should Coco."

21/12/17 18:42:25

 
Dave E Vote score: 401Dave E

The balloon thief was soon discovered when Bernard the badger started speaking in a high-pitched voice.

21/12/17 8:14:50

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1165Crunchy Chords

The property's mortgage required a balloon payment.

21/12/17 7:41:19

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5457Mr Dome

I still prefer Smarties

21/12/17 1:19:02

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

Just one more balloon and Victor the Vole would be able to fly away out of reach of that sneaky cat. Oh dear, Victor, you forgot about the owl, didn't you?

20/12/17 23:33:12

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 420Spycenwolf

Don't forget: rubber under the bush.

20/12/17 22:08:18

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21042Michael Winner

"People of Earth, we come in peace."

20/12/17 20:52:18

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21042Michael Winner

Everyone, everything, everywhere, Dave let them all down.

20/12/17 20:47:25

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6689Vanessa the Guesser

Warwick Davis wearing his birthday suit.

20/12/17 20:24:08

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19723Ian Skelding

Fears for missing fairground balloon seller as reports come in of an escaped Gorilla from the local Zoo.

20/12/17 20:16:21

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6689Vanessa the Guesser

Losing your helium balloons in the park is no laughing matter

20/12/17 20:06:24

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33444Welsh Rarebit

Being a popular spot for dogging, that must be a rubber plant.

20/12/17 20:04:38

 
ant man Vote score: 1027ant man

Fairies and leprechauns enjoy their annual garden party get-together.

20/12/17 20:04:25

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3686Chris Keegan

Shrubbery in full balloon

20/12/17 20:02:41

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33444Welsh Rarebit

"Aw, look at that poor animal Albert, it's covered in balloon-a-ticks!"

20/12/17 20:00:41

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33444Welsh Rarebit

Undercover Pops

20/12/17 20:00:28

 
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