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To accompany the turkey this year, Im having a couple of game birds.
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Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

To accompany the turkey this year, I'm having a couple of game birds.

21/12/17 9:29:28

 
Dave E Vote score: 401Dave E

Nice spread!

21/12/17 8:08:09

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19817John Llamas

Animal facts No 74 - beavers enjoy the open air

21/12/17 9:26:04

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19817John Llamas

"Maybe next time try a mild Vindaloo ..."

21/12/17 10:07:18

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6868Mr Dome

Jane and Clarissa were trying to hide the smell of the burnt turkey

21/12/17 8:47:45

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

The insectocutor wasn't working again, so the boss improvised.

21/12/17 10:32:38

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

Ready for the stuffing...

21/12/17 8:18:53

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19184John Glover

I sent a text to say that, "when I get back I'd love a coffee with a couple of muffins."

21/12/17 13:53:12

 
Brian  Malco Vote score: 2445Brian Malco

This kitchen uses a communication method known as sema-phwar!

21/12/17 9:20:06

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36360Welsh Rarebit

"Anyone for a splits roast?"

21/12/17 8:48:06

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Forget the turkey, I'm more interested in pulling a couple of crackers.

22/12/17 18:44:31

 
larry G. Vote score: 1299larry G.

"Smell this!"

21/12/17 19:54:07

 
Jim Fryer Jim Fryer

Eat all you like Christmas Spread.

21/12/17 15:20:43

 
G fj Vote score: 483G fj

Ah! Christmas charades at the Cirque du Soleil headquarters...

21/12/17 13:08:11

 
Brian  Malco Vote score: 2445Brian Malco

When the wish bone has already been pulled many cooks offer this alternative

21/12/17 11:59:37

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5994Chris Keegan

They clearly didn't want to be apart for Christmas

21/12/17 11:25:48

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19184John Glover

Hot fuzz.

21/12/17 11:24:14

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19184John Glover

Splitting hairs.

21/12/17 11:07:09

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Shaving rash again, girls?"

21/12/17 10:31:00

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

"The floor is a metaphor for the stark, inescapable realisation that we are on course for mid-life mundanity and that there is only so much time left to drop the silly hi-jinks, and settle down" sucks. Let's just play "the floor is lava" instead.

21/12/17 9:52:45

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12683Dan Nicholls

What happened to the Splice Girls?

21/12/17 9:20:52

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

From L to R - Cock, Pippa, Scissors.

21/12/17 9:16:48

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9258Neil Mackenzie

Here we see ladies following a Jane Fondle... err I mean Fonda workout.

21/12/17 9:13:07

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36360Welsh Rarebit

Cum Dine With Me

21/12/17 8:48:27

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

They tried to approach it from different angles but couldn't see the floor in their plan.

21/12/17 8:40:42

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29611Tony Edwards

"Are you being serviced?"

21/12/17 8:38:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8637Vanessa the Guesser

Justine had come up with a novel way of serving sprouts this year.

21/12/17 8:21:43

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29611Tony Edwards

All-you-can-eat muffet.

21/12/17 8:20:16

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20807Ian Skelding

The girls spent way too much time with their Gynecologist.

21/12/17 8:16:36

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1919Crunchy Chords

Dottie and Daisy know the key to any relationship is to be flexible.

21/12/17 8:14:38

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29611Tony Edwards

The Scissor Sisters.

21/12/17 8:13:25

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5994Chris Keegan

We're Open Christmas day...

21/12/17 8:07:36

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1919Crunchy Chords

“Watch your step: I just had my carpet waxed to make it shiny and smooth.”
“But now there's no way to know if it matches your drapes.”

21/12/17 8:02:41

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1919Crunchy Chords

The floor is Lana.

21/12/17 8:00:36

 
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