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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10457Dan Nicholls

"Must go babe"
"Why hun?"
"My lips are cold!"
"?"

07/03/18 20:01:06

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17595John Glover

"Mum, I have found your love egg, for some strange reason it was hanging on the door handle inside the boss's office'"

07/03/18 21:25:47

 
Pete  Vote score: 18340Pete

"Hi Julie, I'm here with the cup. Will you be here soon?"

07/03/18 20:29:23

 
Hannah Jones Vote score: 65Hannah Jones

Have a break have a chit chat

09/03/18 17:41:21

 
larry G. Vote score: 1032larry G.

Crossword puzzle- Will work for 2 across.

08/03/18 21:46:32

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 31857Welsh Rarebit

Sonia is texting all her mates to tell them that she's about to take part in the Vajazzle Doorstep Challenge.

07/03/18 21:36:25

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1388Dave Bryan

London shop assistant texts her boyfriend the good news: ''They've accepted our offer. We've got the step!''

08/03/18 8:00:24

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 150Gavin Smithers

She'd misread his text. It said not "I like feet that are flat under a marble arse", but "I'd like to meet at my flat, number 8, Marble Arch".

08/03/18 0:33:21

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4935Mr Dome

'Hi Jenny. Yes the dirty bastard won't be shagging around again. I chopped off his willy and have it tucked under my arm'

07/03/18 23:54:15

 
Paul Gledhill Vote score: 174Paul Gledhill

Where is that "homeless begging" app I downloaded.

07/03/18 22:19:33

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Can't quite make out her badge.

07/03/18 22:19:07

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 2872Vivvy En

Jane was on the naughty step for committing caption-dupe

07/03/18 21:16:51

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 5871Vanessa the Guesser

Mum, pls pik me ASAP, it stinks here! Paula Radcliffe jst ran past.

07/03/18 21:07:08

 
stone face Vote score: 1403stone face

text from boyfriend- How much homework have you got for you to say you can't wait on that cold step for me .Is that your only excuse, the amount of homework?

Girl - But I've got piles .

07/03/18 21:04:57

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1272tony kelly

''Wow. Abrasive cleaners on ebay are on offer. Great!''

07/03/18 21:02:33

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19100Ian Skelding

come back babe ill tie you up properly this time promise

07/03/18 20:49:20

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17595John Glover

"Hello mum, I'm here at step knee.....

07/03/18 20:48:08

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17595John Glover

Stephanie looked lovingly at the photo of her young son, remembering the handsome young priest who had seduced and impregnated her. That was a year ago, this was now. She did not feel ashamed or abandoned, afterall her mother had got her a job where she worked, so she was able to cope. Enough of memory lane she thought and dropped her cigarette into her unfinished latte, sighed as it sizzled and spat as it extinguished. Better hurry she told herself, my next client is due in five minutes, and switched off the phone, stood up, turned around and went back into the whorehouse.

07/03/18 20:42:54

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Chris Keegan Vote score: 2295Chris Keegan

Gary always took the lead one step at a time

07/03/18 20:25:01

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 5871Vanessa the Guesser

Poor Melissa got a little confused when told to ring the doorbell.

07/03/18 20:16:03

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19179John Llamas

Hayley didn’t really understand her Fitbit app ...... it’s only my third step today ..... how come this says 2147?, she thought.

07/03/18 20:11:25

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2295Chris Keegan

Poor Sally. She used to be on the street but at least someone gave her a step up

07/03/18 20:08:03

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10457Dan Nicholls

Chain smoking

07/03/18 20:00:30

 
stone face Vote score: 1403stone face

Step sister.

07/03/18 20:00:23

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 31857Welsh Rarebit

Text: It's over Rob, you just keep treating me like a door mat.

07/03/18 20:00:21

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 31857Welsh Rarebit

My step-daughter Janice is always texting.

07/03/18 20:00:08

 
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