Oscar Pistorius's view of his bathroom.

13/06/14 7:04:44

Jacuzz z z z z z z z z z zi...

13/06/14 9:36:39

Blocked toilet or not...when you've got to go, you've got to go.

13/06/14 8:20:28

"Houston, we have a problem."

13/06/14 7:18:06

"Wish I'd bought the tap shoes"

13/06/14 7:07:46

Bath bombed.

13/06/14 7:00:08

Lather lout.

13/06/14 7:01:21

"Looks nasty WPC Jones, what do you think?"
"Nasty's a bit harsh Sir, I like the colour and they have a good sturdy heel."

13/06/14 7:00:08

Wearing high heels while waxing her bikini line wasn't one of Michelle's smartest moves.

13/06/14 9:36:38

Denise had no desire to cleanse her sole.

13/06/14 7:22:41

Tile-anol overdose.

13/06/14 7:11:20

"I spider in the bath."

13/06/14 7:05:31

I told her to get a non-slip bath mat.

13/06/14 7:00:28

Wash n’ ho.

13/06/14 7:00:07

She'd drunk a lot,but she wasn't legless.

13/06/14 9:28:25

Jane ended up in hot water after a night out on the tiles.

13/06/14 9:04:35

Shrink fitting hot pants.

13/06/14 8:59:11

When the Hotel promised me a Hot Bath, this was Hotter than I was expecting.

13/06/14 7:34:03

Police suspect phial play

13/06/14 7:00:52

Looks like someone’s been on the Holsten Pills.

13/06/14 7:00:41

This is the closest I get to a night on the tiles these days.

13/06/14 7:00:16