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Mr Dome  Vote score: 4935Mr Dome

Puff Daddy

10/01/18 9:11:34

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6313Pussy Galore

"Smoking never did me any harm," coughed Simon, 23.

10/01/18 12:06:19

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10457Dan Nicholls

He put down the tissue, sighed and lit his favourite cigarillo. He felt all the better for it. Wow, what a relief. A good nose-blow was one of Terry's greatest yet simplest pleasures in life.

10/01/18 8:29:30

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17595John Glover

"Oh no, blood, she did bite me, never mind, I'll tell the wife I caught it in the zip."

10/01/18 13:37:46

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 363Spycenwolf

He was no special man, Ciggy Tardust.

10/01/18 10:58:09

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10457Dan Nicholls

Smoke on the Walter.

10/01/18 8:34:17

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19100Ian Skelding

Joe's piano version of Smoke gets in your eyes.

10/01/18 8:04:24

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17595John Glover

"You wait 'til I catch that Arfur Daley, top quality he said, ten crates of tissues I bought, all bloody used."

10/01/18 13:44:56

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26728Tony Edwards

Havana cigar

10/01/18 8:44:41

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 350Barrie Bullock

Tony Hancock finally does something amusing.

10/01/18 14:08:25

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6313Pussy Galore

Maigret never regretted giving up his pipe. He found a cigar left his hands free to multitask.

10/01/18 11:40:30

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 363Spycenwolf

His love for cigars was no cigarette.

10/01/18 10:55:37

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4928Greg Curtis

“He’s been smoking since the gecko.”

10/01/18 10:53:39

 
Pete  Vote score: 18340Pete

You don't want Shakin' Steven beside you at the urinal. If he doesn't choke you, he'll drown you.

10/01/18 9:01:04

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19179John Llamas

Harry Rednapp takes a moment to contemplate the departure of daughter-in-law Louise

10/01/18 8:58:37

 
Pete  Vote score: 18340Pete

Arthur had never seen it so big in all his puff. In fact his belly was so big he couldn't even see his willy.

10/01/18 8:52:48

 
Pete  Vote score: 18340Pete

Harold wasn't feeling himself recently, as he opened his jacket, pulled out his tie and pissed in his pants.

10/01/18 8:48:38

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10457Dan Nicholls

Mmm, lovely. A nice smoke. Now then, if I could just remember where I've put my hat...

10/01/18 8:35:58

 
Pete  Vote score: 18340Pete

Origami never did anything for Fred, he preferred playing with his water pistol.

10/01/18 8:33:44

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2295Chris Keegan

Being old school he used to clean his shoes with spit and polish. These days he tends to cut corners with other bodily fluids..

10/01/18 8:05:07

 
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