Clive ordered a bloody Mary on the rocks

09/04/14 21:56:32

"Jane....about the big shit you just did behind the pillar. I think someone has scraped the 'K' off the sign."

09/04/14 20:38:26

Leap of Faith

10/04/14 15:17:44

For a moment, as a fish turned to the side, it looked like a glazed doughnut

09/04/14 21:44:50

The buoy had no idea what was coming.

09/04/14 20:23:09

Trevor's body odour was enough to make anyone leap without looking.

09/04/14 20:05:33

"She said she was going to see kelp officer."

09/04/14 22:22:41

No longer working, Culture Secretary Maria Miller takes a holiday but did she jump or was she pushed?

09/04/14 20:17:50

♫ I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in love ♫

10/04/14 12:16:25

Australians MH370 searchers confirm contact with electronic signals consistent with flight recorders and batteries in electronic love balls.

10/04/14 5:50:33

"I said did you want to jump into bed ... not jump into the Med"

09/04/14 23:46:19

"Sod this Gary, I can't bear to see you doing Y.M.C.A again"

09/04/14 21:54:48

Amnesia - it can be fatal if it strikes when you bungee

09/04/14 21:53:10

"Always: Have a happy period!"

09/04/14 21:37:52

Seriously love, the plane ain't down there...

09/04/14 20:48:43

"Stacy, I was only kidding when I said that there were plenty of other fish in the sea."

09/04/14 20:30:44

UnDignitas.

09/04/14 20:16:55

…and all because the lady loves Milk Tray.

09/04/14 20:09:00

"Well, I hope the other beachgoers are prepared for a tidal wave."

09/04/14 20:08:26

"That's right honey- you jump first, it's not dangerous at low tide at all, honest…"

09/04/14 20:08:16

Having a whale of a time.

09/04/14 20:05:38

Su Nami.

09/04/14 20:03:00

One small step for woman one giant splash for womanhood.

09/04/14 20:02:03

"Don't worry babe, "caption.me man" to the rescue!"

09/04/14 20:01:54