creative

"....Anyway. So there I was; Dressed in woman's clothing, with a midget and an elephant for company...."

14/02/14 10:56:33

"There you go Tommy, I told you we were going to the beech."

14/02/14 8:47:17

Wow Mr Glitter, what smooth legs you've have.

14/02/14 10:00:11

Young James was always on the side of Elders

14/02/14 8:05:40

Twiggy in the Middle.

14/02/14 8:02:52

the generation sap

14/02/14 14:21:06

Little Jimmy was the most poplar boy in the school.

14/02/14 8:54:40

Three foot tree...
(that's just under a metre if you're half-Irish)

14/02/14 8:05:12

"Look behind Yew!"

14/02/14 8:03:17

Shoe's company, tree's a crowd

14/02/14 8:07:41

A young Elmer Fudd discovers how to hide behind improbably thin trees.

14/02/14 8:01:12

"Now you promise son, that you won't tell mummy that I borrowed her shoes."

14/02/14 10:07:26

that's right jimmy darling mummys old leg got eaten by a monster killer shark it came up the plug hole while I was having a bath. but now ive got a nice new wooden one

14/02/14 11:19:37

Hide and Seek..one two tree four five!

14/02/14 11:10:56

Bark and stride

14/02/14 10:14:29

Bipolar expedition.

14/02/14 9:55:51

♫♫ " Tree steps to Heaven " ♫

14/02/14 8:53:02

Operation Yewtree.

14/02/14 8:41:58

Little Johnny didn't understand why his Dad liked pole dancing so much.

14/02/14 8:38:38

North pole dancers

14/02/14 8:36:25

"Yes, Son. Your Mum was right, it would be difficult to walk a mile in her shoes"

14/02/14 8:25:40

Tree trunk legs

14/02/14 8:25:18

Shoe tree

14/02/14 8:15:42