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Santa was told his beard could blow up into his eyes by H&S. He tried Safety Glasses but they said he could still be temporarily blinded by his whiskers, so they had to go. Next they told him he wasnt visible enough at night so he had to have more reflec
Santa was told his beard could blow up into his eyes by H&S. He tried Safety Glasses but they said he could still be temporarily blinded by his whiskers, so they had to go. Next they told him he wasnt visible enough at night so he had to have more reflec photo | portfolio
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Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11086Neil Mackenzie

Santa was told his beard could blow up into his eyes by H&S. He tried Safety Glasses but they said he could still be temporarily blinded by his whiskers, so they had to go. Next they told him he wasn't visible enough at night so he had to have more reflective clothing. Going up and down chimney's he wasn't wearing sufficient knee and elbow protection. So thanks to H&S for 2013 Santa is now safe to go and frighten every kid in the world.

04/12/13 8:35:15

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1686Ross Davidson

Although he claimed he was having fun, he looked like he was a dash bored.

04/12/13 8:01:50

 
Steve Wright Vote score: 1793Steve Wright

Chronological disorder

04/12/13 16:11:25

 
Mark England Vote score: 17420Mark England

Here's Jeremy Clarkson on his holidays, posing in his Speedo's

04/12/13 10:53:20

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1686Ross Davidson

Clocktomus Prime.

04/12/13 8:45:32

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1686Ross Davidson

Roboclock.

04/12/13 8:32:25

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20959John Glover

Local council turn down art graduates design for new Lollipop Lady uniform.

04/12/13 10:46:42

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

"All in a day's work, for Toilet Seat-faced Speedometer Man."

04/12/13 8:33:38

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6998Glyn Evans

Felix fell asleep on the job at the car crushing plant.

04/12/13 8:33:34

 
Oli Blackwell Vote score: 834Oli Blackwell

This most certainly is not the droid I was looking for.

04/12/13 8:14:54

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

The villagers all denied any knowledge of the Boeing 747 crash site.

04/12/13 16:37:09

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1686Ross Davidson

Clocktor Who.

04/12/13 9:58:27

 
Mark England Vote score: 17420Mark England

It was often said that John had a kind of magnetic charm about him

04/12/13 8:21:22

 
Oli Blackwell Vote score: 834Oli Blackwell

Bill was suffering from a nasty case of glamour-droids.

04/12/13 8:15:38

 
Brian  Malco Vote score: 2445Brian Malco

"Didn't you think you might need the toilet when you dressed like that? What do you need to do? A number two?"

04/12/13 11:26:09

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4682Lucky Elperro

The man convicted of selling fake bomb detectors around the world proudly presents his mobile ballistic missile early warning system.

04/12/13 9:21:35

 
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

"Er, Harry? I think someone's been pulling your leg. You'll never make it to the South Pole in that outfit."

04/12/13 8:52:46

 
Gayna Dee Vote score: 2858Gayna Dee

The Tin-Man has new make-over By Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen

04/12/13 8:18:27

 
Oli Blackwell Vote score: 834Oli Blackwell

Binary finery.

04/12/13 8:16:17

 
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

Rare photograph of Douglas Bader taken
immediately after another serious crash landing

04/12/13 8:00:14

 
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