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Mark England Vote score: 15654Mark England

Table Sloth

10/03/13 12:42:33

 
Spud Gunn Vote score: 1595Spud Gunn

Carlsberg don't make women easier to shag but if they... Oh wait, no that's wrong, Carlsberg do make women easier to shag.

10/03/13 15:29:41

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That's why I stopped going to the pub with my mother. --Michael Monkhouse
Isla gray Vote score: 306Isla gray

Pubic eating area

10/03/13 12:12:45

 
Mr Blonde Vote score: 16557Mr Blonde

Bottoms Up.

10/03/13 12:00:12

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Surely a lot of winning captions are a bit obvious... single pun or double pun. I won a round many moons ago with 'No squatters' and that was blindingly obvious - it was just that I got in with it first. In fact, there was also a caption 'No sq... --Tony Busby
Mr Blonde Vote score: 16557Mr Blonde

"Dave, where can I get one of these novelty bottle openers?"

10/03/13 12:07:49

 
Ian Mclaren Vote score: 3524Ian Mclaren

Last night the drinks and drunks were on Stella.

10/03/13 12:03:14

 
Mr Blonde Vote score: 16557Mr Blonde

Jane was exhausted after waiting on tables all day.

10/03/13 12:00:06

 
Jochre Naribe Vote score: 219Jochre Naribe

Wine, women and thong.

10/03/13 20:58:56

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 933Helen Llamas

Pink nip area.

10/03/13 13:03:26

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Mr Blonde Vote score: 16557Mr Blonde

Hostess Trollied.

10/03/13 12:00:21

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

The days of Wine and Rohypnol.

10/03/13 12:26:00

 
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

Any volunteers to remove the splinters?

10/03/13 12:06:27

 
Spud Gunn Vote score: 1595Spud Gunn

Double D, C, Fields

10/03/13 17:31:21

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Oh, you're just trying to wind me up now, Grrrr.... --Michael Winner
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9583Neil Mackenzie

Look at the Legs on that Table!

10/03/13 14:45:23

 
Mark Cowling Vote score: 579Mark Cowling

"Happy 12th birthday, son. Eeeuurrggh."

10/03/13 13:52:37

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 37700Cath Jones

Pissed as a Nude.

10/03/13 12:00:40

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9583Neil Mackenzie

I ask you, what has that table got that I haven't got?

10/03/13 12:00:08

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More wood - dammit that's good! --Tony Busby
Ian Searle Vote score: 2409Ian Searle

She was about to learn the difference between tight and thong.

10/03/13 19:56:01

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5629Tosser Wivlov

This was the one and only time they asked Carol from Reprographics to join them for lunch in the park.

10/03/13 13:46:18

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

While the lads liked to neck the beers, Julie preferred to down the shorts.

10/03/13 12:39:08

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19615John Glover

I know why the thong bird mings.

10/03/13 12:22:57

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5159Paul Reeve

Lucy had been on a pub sprawl.

10/03/13 12:11:56

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

This is one thongbird that won't be tweeting today.

10/03/13 12:11:33

 
Mr Blonde Vote score: 16557Mr Blonde

Belhaven Breast.

10/03/13 12:11:16

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 37700Cath Jones

Spin the Botty.

10/03/13 12:02:34

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5159Paul Reeve

Sleeping Cutie.

10/03/13 12:02:28

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Or Sleeping Booty. --Mr Blonde
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