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Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

"I'm new to this all this baby stuff...It's alien to me."

29/03/13 20:05:36

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7433Hercules Rockefeller

Spawn of the Dead

29/03/13 20:00:47

 
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

"Hello madam, we'd like to photograph your
child for our new advertising campaign"

"Yes of course, what's the ad for?"

"Err...Birth control"

29/03/13 20:00:47

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You beat me to it! --Michael Monkhouse
Michael Winner Vote score: 23636Michael Winner

"Everyone says that he's got his father's eyes. I'd best take them off him, really."

29/03/13 21:16:52

 
Isla gray Vote score: 306Isla gray

Village of the prammed.

29/03/13 20:40:55

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

"He could do with being changed."

29/03/13 20:06:42

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7338Glyn Evans

Motherscare.

29/03/13 20:35:22

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11739Smuldo

Welcome to Chernobyl.

29/03/13 20:16:52

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5805Paul Reeve

The Incredible Sulk

29/03/13 20:00:16

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

The midwife said I need to develop a devil may care attitude to motherhood.

30/03/13 2:31:52

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11739Smuldo

"Be careful he's teething, he'll rip your fucking neck out."

29/03/13 20:15:55

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

Take note girls, beware the guy with a monster dick.

30/03/13 2:28:06

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

Why Buck's grandpappy put an an end to our proposed marriage when Buck told him I was a still a virgin. He told Buck 'If she ain't good enough for her family, then she ain't good enough for ours.'

30/03/13 2:25:25

 
Rachael Ozimek Vote score: 530Rachael Ozimek

8months 28days later

29/03/13 23:56:47

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23636Michael Winner

"...and next on Zombeebies, 'Naptime of the Living Dead'."

29/03/13 21:17:43

 
Austin Marry Vote score: 1762Austin Marry

On his way to Plays Ghoul.

29/03/13 21:09:57

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23620Ian Skelding

"Cootchie cootchie ghoul."

29/03/13 20:46:39

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23620Ian Skelding

"Did you bloody well say 'Ahh, he looks just like his Mum?'"

29/03/13 20:28:09

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21231John Glover

Zombie and Son written and produced by Whatthe Dickens.

29/03/13 20:27:14

 
Mark England Vote score: 17604Mark England

Ahh, the cheeky little monster

29/03/13 20:01:41

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

...and this Mothercare is definitely a chain store?

30/03/13 2:50:57

 
Rachael Ozimek Vote score: 530Rachael Ozimek

You think he's scary now, just wait til he grows a few feet

29/03/13 23:57:37

 
Rachael Ozimek Vote score: 530Rachael Ozimek

Take me to your feeder

29/03/13 23:52:11

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23620Ian Skelding

Oscar Pistorius had a dark side as a child as well.

29/03/13 21:45:25

 
Martin Veith Vote score: 977Martin Veith

And yet she still denies rumours that the father is actor Clint Howard.

29/03/13 21:19:01

 
Martin Veith Vote score: 977Martin Veith

Another photo? Sigh...I wish I could lose all this belly fat.

29/03/13 21:08:54

 
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

In the revamped version of 'ET', the alien rode a different kind of bike and left her pregnant with his evil green progeny.

29/03/13 21:06:15

 
Tony Busby Vote score: 2069Tony Busby

Mum on her way to make a deposit at the Aliens and Leicester.

29/03/13 21:01:40

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 663Barrie Bullock

Little hulk in a sulk.

29/03/13 21:01:28

 
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

Wayne Jr was the spitting image of his father.

29/03/13 20:59:59

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 933Helen Llamas

"Amazing- I didn't think anyone ever won on those Giant Claw games!"

29/03/13 20:58:20

 
Mr Blonde Vote score: 19207Mr Blonde

This is first time Oscar Pistorius lost his temper after his mum dropped him in the quick drying cement and left his legs behind.

29/03/13 20:57:09

 
Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

"What makes you think I had an affair with John Hurt?"

29/03/13 20:54:49

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33171Tony Edwards

♫ Poor little Greenie, woh ho
Get back home ♫

29/03/13 20:52:02

 
Mark England Vote score: 17604Mark England

Buying shoes for the baby was no mean feet

29/03/13 20:44:33

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33171Tony Edwards

Baby Damon was throwing a thrombie because he hated being taken to see the dentist.

29/03/13 20:35:34

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20052John Llamas

Lidl Women

29/03/13 20:34:12

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"Damien is feeling a little off-colour today."

29/03/13 20:33:07

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21231John Glover

"This is bloody ridiculous mum, they let me act in the film, but I'm not allowed to sodding well watch it!"

29/03/13 20:31:11

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21231John Glover

Social Services were not convinced and turned down little Albert's appeal yet again.

29/03/13 20:29:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33171Tony Edwards

Bella is hoping that her next baby will be a little ghoul.

29/03/13 20:18:37

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11739Smuldo

"Don't worry about baby Malcolm, he just wants your sweets i think he's got a touch of the Green-eyed Monster.

29/03/13 20:14:02

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11739Smuldo

"Your Mother sucks c*cks in hell...this big!"

29/03/13 20:13:43

 
Ian Mclaren Vote score: 3524Ian Mclaren

My blind date was a mis-conception.

29/03/13 20:09:27

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 933Helen Llamas

I didn't know William Hague's had a baby!

29/03/13 20:05:48

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He didn't, it was his wife. --John Glover
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

"Yes, I intend to apply for Working Attacks Credit."

29/03/13 20:00:38

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

The first day at Cursery School went well.

29/03/13 20:00:07

 
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