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"I'm new to this all this baby stuff...It's alien to me."
29/03/13 20:05:36
Spawn of the Dead
29/03/13 20:00:47
"Hello madam, we'd like to photograph yourchild for our new advertising campaign""Yes of course, what's the ad for?""Err...Birth control"
"Everyone says that he's got his father's eyes. I'd best take them off him, really."
29/03/13 21:16:52
Village of the prammed.
29/03/13 20:40:55
"He could do with being changed."
29/03/13 20:06:42
Motherscare.
29/03/13 20:35:22
Welcome to Chernobyl.
29/03/13 20:16:52
The Incredible Sulk
29/03/13 20:00:16
The midwife said I need to develop a devil may care attitude to motherhood.
30/03/13 2:31:52
"Be careful he's teething, he'll rip your fucking neck out."
29/03/13 20:15:55
Take note girls, beware the guy with a monster dick.
30/03/13 2:28:06
Why Buck's grandpappy put an an end to our proposed marriage when Buck told him I was a still a virgin. He told Buck 'If she ain't good enough for her family, then she ain't good enough for ours.'
30/03/13 2:25:25
8months 28days later
29/03/13 23:56:47
"...and next on Zombeebies, 'Naptime of the Living Dead'."
29/03/13 21:17:43
On his way to Plays Ghoul.
29/03/13 21:09:57
"Cootchie cootchie ghoul."
29/03/13 20:46:39
"Did you bloody well say 'Ahh, he looks just like his Mum?'"
29/03/13 20:28:09
Zombie and Son written and produced by Whatthe Dickens.
29/03/13 20:27:14
Ahh, the cheeky little monster
29/03/13 20:01:41
...and this Mothercare is definitely a chain store?
30/03/13 2:50:57
You think he's scary now, just wait til he grows a few feet
29/03/13 23:57:37
Take me to your feeder
29/03/13 23:52:11
Oscar Pistorius had a dark side as a child as well.
29/03/13 21:45:25
And yet she still denies rumours that the father is actor Clint Howard.
29/03/13 21:19:01
Another photo? Sigh...I wish I could lose all this belly fat.
29/03/13 21:08:54
In the revamped version of 'ET', the alien rode a different kind of bike and left her pregnant with his evil green progeny.
29/03/13 21:06:15
Mum on her way to make a deposit at the Aliens and Leicester.
29/03/13 21:01:40
Little hulk in a sulk.
29/03/13 21:01:28
Wayne Jr was the spitting image of his father.
29/03/13 20:59:59
"Amazing- I didn't think anyone ever won on those Giant Claw games!"
29/03/13 20:58:20
This is first time Oscar Pistorius lost his temper after his mum dropped him in the quick drying cement and left his legs behind.
29/03/13 20:57:09
"What makes you think I had an affair with John Hurt?"
29/03/13 20:54:49
♫ Poor little Greenie, woh ho Get back home ♫
29/03/13 20:52:02
Buying shoes for the baby was no mean feet
29/03/13 20:44:33
Baby Damon was throwing a thrombie because he hated being taken to see the dentist.
29/03/13 20:35:34
Lidl Women
29/03/13 20:34:12
"Damien is feeling a little off-colour today."
29/03/13 20:33:07
"This is bloody ridiculous mum, they let me act in the film, but I'm not allowed to sodding well watch it!"
29/03/13 20:31:11
Social Services were not convinced and turned down little Albert's appeal yet again.
29/03/13 20:29:22
Bella is hoping that her next baby will be a little ghoul.
29/03/13 20:18:37
"Don't worry about baby Malcolm, he just wants your sweets i think he's got a touch of the Green-eyed Monster.
29/03/13 20:14:02
"Your Mother sucks c*cks in hell...this big!"
29/03/13 20:13:43
My blind date was a mis-conception.
29/03/13 20:09:27
I didn't know William Hague's had a baby!
29/03/13 20:05:48
"Yes, I intend to apply for Working Attacks Credit."
29/03/13 20:00:38
The first day at Cursery School went well.
29/03/13 20:00:07
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