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Police remove body from attic, at the scene of a rare Shark attack.
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Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

Police remove body from attic, at the scene of a rare Shark attack.

09/12/12 9:09:57

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5630Tosser Wivlov

You FOOL! I said make the cut along his SORE TOE not his TORSO.

09/12/12 11:34:39

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22731Michael Winner

"Oh, I must have passed out Maureen. Did your magic trick work?"

09/12/12 8:23:16

 
F Mackay Vote score: 17017F Mackay

Dave longed for a job modelling clothes in a shop window instead of having to drive at varying speeds into Steve's BMW all day long.

09/12/12 10:37:05

 
Steve Wright Vote score: 1793Steve Wright

"I'm sorry to inform you Mr White, but we've had to amputate your legs"

"Well it's not the end of the world, as long as I've still got my.... Oh no, no, NOOOO!!"

09/12/12 11:43:19

 
D C Vote score: 2689D C

Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be...

09/12/12 10:39:40

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11339Smuldo

"Where's Vinnie Jones when you need him?"

09/12/12 9:09:35

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John  Glover Vote score: 20078John Glover

It was a good day for James his new large blue colostomy bag had finally arrived.

09/12/12 11:36:06

 
Ian Sanderson Vote score: 984Ian Sanderson

Steve Austin - they couldn't rebuild him.

09/12/12 9:25:03

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19961John Llamas

Paralympic Classification T57 for the 400m

09/12/12 8:08:09

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 795Stephen Graham

"Before the accident, I used to hold my penis like this."

09/12/12 18:27:50

 
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

Inaction Man

09/12/12 13:33:55

 
Spud Gunn Vote score: 1595Spud Gunn

♫ I can call you Betty and Betty when you call me, you can call me 'Alf. ♫

09/12/12 11:54:04

 
D C Vote score: 2689D C

Kevin was armless. Half cut, he couldn't kick off if he tried.

09/12/12 10:44:06

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22731Michael Winner

"Are you Sarah Connor?"

09/12/12 8:23:52

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22731Michael Winner

Half Man, Half Statistic.

09/12/12 8:10:09

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Gordon Bannerman Vote score: 4691Gordon Bannerman

The Dangers of Excessive Masturbation: No. 39

09/12/12 8:09:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30910Tony Edwards

First Aid for Dummies.

09/12/12 8:07:41

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 223alexandra ball

he's only half the man he used to be

11/12/12 15:09:22

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10075Neil Mackenzie

You've got to hand it to him, he's been laid by more fit Nurses and had his face snogged off, than I've had hot dinners.

09/12/12 20:11:55

 
Oli Blackwell Vote score: 834Oli Blackwell

Christmas Prep Training Video #247: How to wrap a dismembered male torso.

09/12/12 12:15:19

 
Donna Pattison-reid Vote score: 299Donna Pattison-reid

Half aider

09/12/12 9:29:55

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

An Ampbuttee.

09/12/12 9:11:06

 
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