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Dave Bryan Vote score: 3939Dave Bryan

''I've just come back from the doctors. I keep getting a ringing noise in my ear.''

01/02/19 12:05:08

The Wolf Vote score: 2332The Wolf

After years of living in poverty and with no opportunities, Zoltan took the brave decision to leave behind his family and friends in search for a better life. Following a hazardous journey across the sea in a rubber dinghy, he eventually reached the UK mainland and found work. He hopes one day to return to the Isle of Wight

01/02/19 12:01:21

Barrie Bullock Vote score: 419Barrie Bullock

Not my real job, I'm just filling in.

01/02/19 17:13:22

John  Glover Vote score: 18833John Glover

"It's all right mate, I have locked myself out, being a builder I just happen to have tools in the van that will help me to get back in. Oh, .... this is your house."

01/02/19 13:34:24

Chris Keegan Vote score: 5565Chris Keegan

You can always depend on Pete to make an entrance.

01/02/19 13:33:02

Chris Keegan Vote score: 5565Chris Keegan

In his heyday Lenny was in The Chippendales and performed in front of thousands, these days he’s just a door to door stripper.

01/02/19 12:00:20

Molly R Vote score: 873Molly R

"See you? See that camera of yours? See this putty knife? You'll be feeling it in a minute if you don't get out of here."

01/02/19 12:01:35

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9106Neil Mackenzie

Lord Sugar was caught moonlighting for cash in hand.

01/02/19 17:17:14

Sam Cass Vote score: 522Sam Cass

🎵This is a maaaan's wall but it would be nothing...nothing without a trowel!🎵

01/02/19 12:02:04

Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35555Welsh Rarebit

Tim'll fix it

01/02/19 12:00:04

Mark Reynolds Vote score: 11Mark Reynolds

do not cross the mafia or they will phil you in

07/02/19 17:24:33

Paul Woolley Vote score: 3307Paul Woolley

Sean Bean's getting on a bit, isn't he!

02/02/19 10:25:28

Steve Wright Vote score: 1793Steve Wright

The greyed a scrape.

01/02/19 22:48:13

James Lennox Vote score: 1732James Lennox

"That's the last time anyone knocks on my door and asks what's behind it."

01/02/19 21:02:03

Mr Dome  Vote score: 6538Mr Dome

- Do you know and handymen who will repair my door?
- Yes. Phil Wood

01/02/19 18:22:34

larry G. Vote score: 1231larry G.

"I'm getting a good buzz without booze and drugs."

01/02/19 18:13:09

Scrappy Doo Vote score: 736Scrappy Doo

He's been through some tough scrapes.

01/02/19 17:56:46

G fj Vote score: 482G fj

This week on Crimewatch; 'Jack the stripper' as seen in the 1980s

01/02/19 17:52:05

Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12368Dan Nicholls

"And when he's done, we'll varnish your fence the same colour as Colin there."

01/02/19 13:32:07

Tony Edwards Vote score: 29189Tony Edwards

Daz has his own idea of a 'doorstep challenge'.

01/02/19 13:03:57

stone face Vote score: 3951stone face

Well Mike wasn't happy, when he found out his missus had left his favourite ladder in the pidgeon shed again.

01/02/19 12:58:01

stone face Vote score: 3951stone face

"It's about time someone had a go of tidying up this scruffy looking thing. I mean it looks like it hasn't been touched since the 80's. But that's enough about Ronnie's mullet."

01/02/19 12:52:10

Tony Edwards Vote score: 29189Tony Edwards

Dave has been doing the job that long he has a permanent glazed look.

01/02/19 12:36:17

Spycenwolf  Vote score: 794Spycenwolf

I would ask him to go abroad with me but it seems he already has trowel plans.

01/02/19 12:28:02

Sam Cass Vote score: 522Sam Cass

Next on HGTV: Property why bother.

01/02/19 12:07:38

Stu Dent Vote score: 1744Stu Dent

Shakin Steven's prepers to release old hit

01/02/19 12:06:39

Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5551Hercules Rockefeller

Like most Jehovah's Witnesses, Miguel was just barely scraping by.

01/02/19 12:03:40

Funny Bean Vote score: 2642Funny Bean

John Doory

01/02/19 12:01:15

Funny Bean Vote score: 2642Funny Bean

The other hens didn't appreciate Jane's choice of stripper.

01/02/19 12:00:38

Funny Bean Vote score: 2642Funny Bean


01/02/19 12:00:21

The Wolf Vote score: 2332The Wolf

Just scraping by on minimum wage

01/02/19 12:00:16

The Wolf Vote score: 2332The Wolf

Decorated door hero

01/02/19 12:00:06

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