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John  Glover Vote score: 19544John Glover

Spike had an instant allergic reaction to peanuts.

24/08/12 9:35:01

 
Mark England Vote score: 15620Mark England

"Could you kindly blow into this sir?"
What hilarity they have at the police station Christmas party

24/08/12 9:36:45

 
Tony Busby Vote score: 2068Tony Busby

"Waiter, this balloon's rubbery."
"Thank you velly much."

24/08/12 7:41:19

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Tony Edwards Vote score: 30129Tony Edwards

Speech Balloon.

24/08/12 7:21:01

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22332Michael Winner

John Bobbit does his party piece.

24/08/12 7:06:01

 
Wappy Vote score: 160Wappy

After too much Chardonnay, Quentin was pleased the host had provided a rubber sick bag.

24/08/12 8:42:52

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

"Anyone got a light for this bad boy?"

24/08/12 7:01:42

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19944John Llamas

Dave's date was profoundly deaf, his Sign Language non existent, yet somehow they seemed to communicate some basic concepts.

24/08/12 9:24:34

 
Tony Busby Vote score: 2068Tony Busby

"I once gave a blow job to a member of Deep Purple."

24/08/12 7:05:49

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 795Stephen Graham

Maybe too many chemicals had been spread over their suppliers beetroot

24/08/12 15:09:42

 
Steve Davies Vote score: 2441Steve Davies

Daves childish party trick of inflating condoms came to an abrupt end when he was told it was one someone had found in the car park.

24/08/12 14:07:58

 
Austin Marry Vote score: 1762Austin Marry

John had to imprevise when the doorman told him he could not gain entry without a tie.

24/08/12 9:25:16

 
Oli Blackwell Vote score: 834Oli Blackwell

"Frank always impressed with his ability to consume a whole yard of air."

24/08/12 9:19:39

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9530Neil Mackenzie

While my Mate blew up his Balloon, I pulled the Cracker behind him.

24/08/12 9:19:09

 
Ken Stapleton Vote score: 1589Ken Stapleton

Dave set out to make a sausage dog but it ended up as banger

24/08/12 9:02:24

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3319Paul Woolley

"It is called a Camberwell Carrot"

"But it's purple!"

"Only until you start smoking it, then it appears to turn orange"

24/08/12 7:58:08

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Mark England Vote score: 15620Mark England

Steve impresses the girls with his chameleon like tongue

24/08/12 7:03:43

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22332Michael Winner

"Hi, I'm Michael Barrymuummpphh…"

24/08/12 7:00:50

 
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