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James Lennox Vote score: 2074James Lennox

Beware of rubber duckies. They're dangerous little bastards.

02/02/19 8:01:50

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19047John Glover

An eight inch figure of a Jedi warrior wedged in your anus would bring tears to your eyes.

02/02/19 12:31:40

 
The Wolf Vote score: 2771The Wolf

"Oh my god that stinks. It's actually making my eyes water...Couldn't you have used the downstairs toilet?"

02/02/19 8:44:00

 
stone face Vote score: 4283stone face

As the uncostumed Riddler soaked in the Icelandic volcanic lake. On the bank, next to his question marked suit, Batman waited for his foe to return.

02/02/19 10:08:53

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1771Crunchy Chords
Beware of rubber duckies. Theyre dangerous little bastards.

02/02/19 8:01:34

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...that was when I realised that one Jelly baby had fallen off my shoulder. :-) --Glyn Evans
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29421Tony Edwards

Well, Justin was warned about what could happen if he played with himself too much.

02/02/19 9:54:04

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5633Hercules Rockefeller

"Johnson & Johnson lied!"

02/02/19 8:04:02

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At least the bath stays warm with all that added asbestos.. --stone face
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1771Crunchy Chords
Beware of rubber duckies. Theyre dangerous little bastards.

02/02/19 8:00:38

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2111Stu Dent

Not the first boy to rub his balls in the bath.

02/02/19 8:19:38

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1771Crunchy Chords
Beware of rubber duckies. Theyre dangerous little bastards.

02/02/19 8:00:13

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 3083Funny Bean

Rub-a-stud-tub

02/02/19 8:57:36

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 3083Funny Bean

There’s nothing like a good wink in the bath to start the day.

02/02/19 8:23:51

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4320Dave Bryan

''If only they'd tested it on animals.''

02/02/19 8:06:56

 
Mark Reynolds Vote score: 11Mark Reynolds

never go for the cheap option when buying a water bed

08/02/19 5:21:46

 
Jeff Scott Jeff Scott

Haunted by the pain of Karen taking his kids, all Robert could bear to do was lie in the bathtub and cry.

03/02/19 2:31:36

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 819Scrappy Doo

You can drive a bolt through his lip, but don't get soap in his eyes.

02/02/19 23:53:11

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6714Mr Dome

Cum face

02/02/19 23:20:59

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 819Scrappy Doo

Bapped Eyes

02/02/19 23:02:30

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 819Scrappy Doo

Smoke gets in your eyes, and sulfuric acid. Sulfuric acid gets in your eyes.

02/02/19 22:49:53

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9198Neil Mackenzie

He had been imagining doing it to his girlfriend, but when he’d shot it in his own face, he couldn’t wash it off fast enough.

02/02/19 16:24:59

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4199Vivvy En

"Matey, you don't ask Nancy to scrub your back and not expect her to spit in your eye!"

02/02/19 10:49:46

 
stone face Vote score: 4283stone face

"If you let go of my eye, I'll take my hands off your head and let you up for breath."

02/02/19 10:10:39

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5762Chris Keegan

Washing for the first time in over a month, Pete had clearly misinterpreted dry January.

02/02/19 10:01:54

 
Molly R Vote score: 901Molly R

Bathing in asses' milk didn't do much for his beauty.

02/02/19 9:25:02

 
G fj Vote score: 482G fj

the Iris stud might have been one too far

02/02/19 9:11:01

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

🎵 Soap gets in your eyes ...

02/02/19 8:55:45

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20682Ian Skelding

Dislocating your thumb is really painful.

02/02/19 8:44:02

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2111Stu Dent

Is that the Eyes Clean Man I can hear.

02/02/19 8:22:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8305Vanessa the Guesser

It's no use crying over spilt milk.

02/02/19 8:16:04

 
The Wolf Vote score: 2771The Wolf

His first night in prison was more painful then he expected

02/02/19 8:08:26

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4320Dave Bryan

''I've got a soap stud in my eye.''

02/02/19 8:00:54

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35998Welsh Rarebit

Ugh, I think he's pierced in the bath water.

02/02/19 8:00:08

 
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