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Mr. Toad Vote score: 1738Mr. Toad

Brendaís husband had always wanted a natural burial. Itís just Brenda didnít deem it necessary for him to be dead in order to have one.

22/05/12 11:15:20

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5448Ron Allan

"So, what exactly are the footings for, Vera?"
"Well, Sid, they seem so bloody popular at the moment that I'm building another Porner Shop"

22/05/12 11:44:19

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Linda D Vote score: 1080Linda D

"Can this machine bear heavy loads?"
"It already is."

22/05/12 11:10:36

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

A round Peg making a square hole.

22/05/12 14:46:43

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22028Michael Winner

"I used to be a golf widow, but not anymore- thanks, JCB!"

22/05/12 12:14:44

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19817John Llamas

Shelly was very literal when it came to ditching her dates

22/05/12 11:05:39

 
phil mcavity Vote score: 423phil mcavity

'That's got rid of Tony Robinson once and for all.'

23/05/12 14:24:42

 
F Mackay Vote score: 16557F Mackay

After a curry and 8 pints of Guinness the night before, Sandra spent all morning laying cable.

22/05/12 11:00:55

 
Ethelia Fotherington-Smythe Vote score: 2362Ethelia Fotherington-Smythe

Not afraid to dig up the past, Mel searched for her first love, Peat.

22/05/12 11:00:10

 
Eric Didage Vote score: 91Eric Didage

Fatterpillar

22/05/12 20:21:53

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20816Ian Skelding

Lever alone.

22/05/12 16:58:35

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5690Hercules Rockefeller

"How do you like my new digs?"

22/05/12 15:30:05

 
Julie Vote score: 310Julie

Mother trucker

22/05/12 13:52:12

 
Gayna Dee Vote score: 2693Gayna Dee

The New Farm Mobility Scooter Hits Emmerdale

22/05/12 13:11:41

 
Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 2995Lee Hauxwell

Carol felt her life was in a rut.

22/05/12 11:27:56

 
Lyarna Manley Vote score: 558Lyarna Manley

Barry was fed up of having to clear up after his wife's shit, so he decided to upgrade her wheelchair.

22/05/12 11:23:50

 
Dave Devine Vote score: 1725Dave Devine

joe was no looker but I can see what a tractor

22/05/12 11:06:07

 
Ian Searle Vote score: 2409Ian Searle

After Kim walked off 'The Biggest Loser' she has now managed to limit herself to one meal a day by using only one eating implement.

22/05/12 11:05:43

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Steve Hann Vote score: 1082Steve Hann

She bought the attachment for £50. It wasn't her first bargain bucket.

22/05/12 11:04:20

 
Ian Mclaren Vote score: 3524Ian Mclaren

Metal defector.

22/05/12 11:03:54

 
Ian Mclaren Vote score: 3524Ian Mclaren

Old digger.

22/05/12 11:01:38

 
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