I can promise her a night I'll never forget

03/11/11 12:29:30

*Think non-erotic thoughts, think non-erotic thoughts...*

03/11/11 11:00:51

The 3 college kids thought they could see an Elephant, they should stay off the grass.

03/11/11 11:03:30

“Apparently when he's in the suit, he walks on his hands.”

03/11/11 11:02:26

“Nice buns.”

03/11/11 11:00:57

Dermot the Indian elephant hated being called 'Pachyderm'.

04/11/11 10:29:37

Sarah regretted wearing the peanut flavoured edible panties

03/11/11 22:54:24

"Christ!, here comes Ian, we'd better talk about something less dirty"

03/11/11 17:09:07

"Psst! Are any of you looking for Personal Injury Cover?"

03/11/11 16:46:03

Ellie the lesbian mascot fantasized about Cindy's junk in her trunk.

03/11/11 15:31:32

"I'm off it's raining ... I need mahood"

03/11/11 15:19:50

Nobody suspected a sniper rifle up the trunk.

03/11/11 14:08:02

As Nellie approached she heard mention of a 'spit roast' and turned and fled.

03/11/11 12:59:59

Substituted for being slow and clumsy, John hurt.

03/11/11 11:55:59