how to enter:

''If you buy ten packs, we'll throw in the towel.''

clever x2

15/12/18 12:00:10

I'm over the moon! thanks everyone :-) I wish everyone a Happy New Year --Welsh Rarebit

Dave Bryan

£50
WINNER

08/11/18 20:16:31

Many thanks for the kind comments. Looking at the quality of the previous winners, I'm delighted to now be one of them.The dosh will also come in useful. Next time my wife says ''Are you wasting your time doing those stupid captions again... --Dave Bryan

Mark England

£50
WINNER

"Sorry I grabbed you, Fido, I thought it was my lipstick"

01/10/18 19:04:56

I'm absolutely thrilled. Thanks to everyone for the votes and kind comments --Mark England

Vanessa the Guesser

£50
WINNER

The emperor strikes back.

20/09/18 7:05:14

I'm so excited to win! Thanks for the votes and comments. --Vanessa the Guesser

Tony Edwards

£50
WINNER

08/08/18 11:26:52

"Nah, no one's left one 'ere." --John Glover

Stephen Paterson

£50
WINNER

This week on When Dogs Look Like Their Owners: Piers Morgan.

17/07/18 23:32:15

Woof! Wasn't expecting that. Nice one Folks! --Stephen Paterson

£50
WINNER

It's unusual for a seagull to be scared of heights.

21/06/18 19:07:37

I couldn't wait to find out who posted this caption. Absolutely brilliant, Pete. :) --Pussy Galore

C CaMel

£50
WINNER

"The toothbrush behind the sink was massive but I managed"

creative x2

11/05/18 16:23:33

Thanks to Chris for the prize and thank you all for the kind comments! Biggest thanks to the poor bloke in the photo!Cheers all :D --C CaMel

£50
WINNER

"When I asked you to give me a quote for the damage...?"

08/04/18 7:36:55

Thanks everyone for your comments and votes :-) --Welsh Rarebit

£50
WINNER

Gary was confident of his chances in this years novelty hat competition.

07/03/18 8:33:00

Hat off to you, stone face, great caption. --Pete

Troompa Loompa

£50
WINNER

"Oi mate! You're in the wrong quay."

11/02/18 21:07:10

Well done Troompa - you hit the right note with that one. --Vivvy En

John Glover

£50
WINNER

Hover Kraft.

07/01/18 10:11:24

Thank you all for your kind remarks. I was just applying our craft.A huge thank you to Chris for keeping this site going. --John Glover

£50
WINNER

"Don't move, love...the reception is perfect now."

16/12/17 14:52:25

Congratulations Pete! I love your quirky sense of humour. :) --Pussy Galore

Michael Winner

£50
WINNER

"How will I recognise you?"

09/11/17 20:34:07

Woo woo! Thanks for the comments and the votes everyone! --Michael Winner

Smuldo

£50
WINNER

"Attention, this vehicle is versing!"

09/10/17 19:28:10

Smuldo has very kindly donated his prize toward the running of this site. Thanks and congrats again on a great caption. --Chris Beach

C CaMel

£50
WINNER

22/09/17 19:24:42

Hi All, totally chuffed to be picked! Thank you to Chris for a brilliant site and to all fellow captioneers for the hilarious captions which keep me coming back for more! --C CaMel

Pussy Galore

£50
WINNER

"We're trying to get him out of the habit. None of us dare yawn at home."

26/08/17 9:52:28

Wow, thanks everybody! I'm in the game for the laughs and never expected to win, and this isn't even my highest-scoring caption, so it's doubly surprising! I think this calls for a celebration (Pussy reaches for a tin of salmon, purring loudly... --Pussy Galore

£50
WINNER

Suitable for bottom feeders.

27/07/17 19:00:08

Thanks to everyone who voted (a special mention for John Glover) and also for the comments. I really appreciate it. --Pete

Mr Dome

£50
WINNER

Juan Carlos failed to draw any visitors for the world's largest horse

06/06/17 9:53:13

Congratulations, Mr. Dome. Funny caption. --Pete

Richard Burns

£50
WINNER

This is the guy who always sits in front of me at the cinema.

22/05/17 16:20:45

Congratulations, Richard. The winner by a neck. --Pete

£50
WINNER

Because Mrs Benson had been hiding under the bed at the time of the burglary, the line-up at Clacton police station was somewhat unusual.

17/04/17 7:35:16

Amazing. The comments mean a lot more than the 50. Very kind. May the silliness long continue!Thanks. --Jonathan Allsopp

Welsh Rarebit

£50
WINNER

Camp David

27/03/17 19:00:36

Thanks for your votes and kind comments everyone. :-) --Welsh Rarebit

Dan Nicholls

£50
WINNER

03/02/17 8:01:14

Thanks all, I love this site and our little community - often cheers me up on a dull day. I bore my wife to tears with it, but it keeps me off the streets... --Dan Nicholls

£50
WINNER

11/01/17 20:01:12

Thanks for your comments everyone, and your votes for the smallest caption ever ;-), it was a difficult month for captioning but Mark, William, Dan or Ian could have won also with their captions, keep up the good work guys and gals cheers . --Smuldo

Steve Wright

£50
WINNER

Wally's swollen testicles were becoming a concern.

09/12/16 15:09:17

Yeah truly fantastic caption --Petey Bee

Smuldo

£50
WINNER

03/11/16 8:02:11

Thanks very much everyone,much appreciated and thanks to Chris for giving us a great site with superb captioneers, cheers 😁 --Smuldo

Michael Winner

£50
WINNER

"...and thats how we make McFlurries. Questions?"

01/10/16 19:11:15

I've never had a McFlurry. I don't think I'll bother now! ;) --Pussy Galore

Andrea Hickling

£50
WINNER

'The Czech is in the mail.

25/09/16 19:01:17

Well done Andrea. Good luck cashing your £50 Czech at the bank. --Darthey Bussell

Greg Curtis

£100
WINNER

20/08/16 11:15:41

Thanks for all the great feedback, gang! And thank you, Chris, for creating, and running this great site...which keeps us off the streets and out of trouble. The internet can be a dark place, but caption.me is a point of shimmering light - a place... --Greg Curtis

Welsh Rarebit

£100
WINNER

Toed in the hole

16/07/16 7:00:10

Thanks for the nice comments guys.Toad/toed in the hole is one of those captions that occur quite often, I did one a few months before Fraser's, as have other captioners before that. --Welsh Rarebit

Michael Winner

£100
WINNER

“Did you remember to pack the helium balloons for the party?”

12/06/16 11:00:44

Haha, thanks everyone, my first win, woowoo! --Michael Winner

Boycie

£100
WINNER

Phil would prefer to be a Fosters parent.

"Is there a way of saying yes to all on Tinder?"

09/05/16 7:28:07

Well done Boycie, great caption and nice to see the monthly winner feature back. --John Llamas

Cath Jones

£100
WINNER

09/12/12 12:20:47

Dan Dan

£100
WINNER

"You got a light?"..."I am the light Baby."

11/11/12 20:03:59

Thank you for your kind comments and pm's. It's a privilege just to be part of such a fantastic site and group of people, and like it's been said before, this is the icing on the cake. --Dan Dan

Neil Mackenzie

£100
WINNER

Gok Wan convinces Sooty he can look good naked

25/10/12 19:00:15