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  2. choose a photo
  3. add a hilarious caption

New photos appear daily at 8am, 12am and 8pm

Up to 10 captions can be added in your first week. The quota increases every week the more votes you get

On January 1st 2019, the winner will be announced on this page and on Twitter

previous winners

Dave Bryan Vote score: 2031Dave Bryan

£50
WINNER

''If you buy ten packs, we'll throw in the towel.''

08/11/18 20:16:31

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Many thanks for the kind comments. Looking at the quality of the previous winners, I'm delighted to now be one of them.The dosh will also come in useful. Next time my wife says ''Are you wasting your time doing those stupid captions again... --Dave Bryan
Mark England Vote score: 14078Mark England

£50
WINNER

"Sorry I grabbed you, Fido,  I thought it was my lipstick"

01/10/18 19:04:56

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I'm absolutely thrilled. Thanks to everyone for the votes and kind comments  --Mark England
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6363Vanessa the Guesser

£50
WINNER

The emperor strikes back.

20/09/18 7:05:14

 16
I'm so excited to win! Thanks for the votes and comments. --Vanessa the Guesser
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27393Tony Edwards

£50
WINNER

"Has anyone handed in a left ear?"

08/08/18 11:26:52

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"Nah, no one's left one 'ere." --John Glover
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

£50
WINNER

This week on When Dogs Look Like Their Owners:  Piers Morgan.

17/07/18 23:32:15

 15
Woof! Wasn't expecting that. Nice one Folks! --Stephen Paterson
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

£50
WINNER

It's unusual for a seagull to be scared of heights.

21/06/18 19:07:37

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I couldn't wait to find out who posted this caption. Absolutely brilliant, Pete. :) --Pussy Galore
C CaMel Vote score: 3597C CaMel

£50
WINNER

"The toothbrush behind the sink was massive but I managed"

11/05/18 16:23:33

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Thanks to Chris for the prize and thank you all for the kind comments! Biggest thanks to the poor bloke in the photo!Cheers all :D  --C CaMel
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32961Welsh Rarebit

£50
WINNER

"When I asked you to give me a quote for the damage...?"

08/04/18 7:36:55

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Thanks everyone for your comments and votes :-) --Welsh Rarebit
stone face Vote score: 2061stone face

£50
WINNER

Gary was confident of his chances in this years novelty hat competition.

07/03/18 8:33:00

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Hat off to you, stone face, great caption. --Pete
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 15865Troompa Loompa

£50
WINNER

"Oi mate! You're in the wrong quay."

11/02/18 21:07:10

 13
Well done Troompa - you hit the right note with that one. --Vivvy En
John  Glover Vote score: 17909John Glover

£50
WINNER

Hover Kraft.

07/01/18 10:11:24

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Thank you all for your kind remarks. I was just applying our craft.A huge thank you to Chris for keeping this site going. --John Glover
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

£50
WINNER

"Don't move, love...the reception is perfect now."

16/12/17 14:52:25

 9
Congratulations Pete! I love your quirky sense of humour. :)  --Pussy Galore
Michael Winner Vote score: 20906Michael Winner

£50
WINNER

"How will I recognise you?"

09/11/17 20:34:07

 18
Woo woo! Thanks for the comments and the votes everyone! --Michael Winner
Smuldo Vote score: 10383Smuldo

£50
WINNER

  "What the f*ck is PPI...?"

09/10/17 19:28:10

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Smuldo has very kindly donated his prize toward the running of this site. Thanks and congrats again on a great caption.  --Chris Beach
C CaMel Vote score: 3597C CaMel

£50
WINNER

"Attention, this vehicle is versing!"

22/09/17 19:24:42

 15
Hi All, totally chuffed to be picked! Thank you to Chris for a brilliant site and to all fellow captioneers for the hilarious captions which keep me coming back for more!  --C CaMel
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6861Pussy Galore

£50
WINNER

"We're trying to get him out of the habit. None of us dare yawn at home."

26/08/17 9:52:28

 14
Wow, thanks everybody! I'm in the game for the laughs and never expected to win, and this isn't even my highest-scoring caption, so it's doubly surprising! I think this calls for a celebration (Pussy reaches for a tin of salmon, purring loudly... --Pussy Galore
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

£50
WINNER

Suitable for bottom feeders.

27/07/17 19:00:08

 12
Thanks to everyone who voted (a special mention for John Glover) and also for the comments. I really appreciate it.  --Pete
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5303Mr Dome

£50
WINNER

Juan Carlos failed to draw any visitors for the world's largest horse

06/06/17 9:53:13

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Congratulations, Mr. Dome. Funny caption. --Pete
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

£50
WINNER

This is the guy who always sits in front of me at the cinema.

22/05/17 16:20:45

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Congratulations, Richard. The winner by a neck. --Pete
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

£50
WINNER

Because Mrs Benson had been hiding under the bed at the time of the burglary, the line-up at Clacton police station was somewhat unusual.

17/04/17 7:35:16

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Amazing. The comments mean a lot more than the 50. Very kind. May the silliness long continue!Thanks. --Jonathan Allsopp
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32961Welsh Rarebit

£50
WINNER

Camp David

27/03/17 19:00:36

 10
Thanks for your votes and kind comments everyone. :-) --Welsh Rarebit
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11180Dan Nicholls

£50
WINNER

  Dad?

03/02/17 8:01:14

 12
Thanks all, I love this site and our little community - often cheers me up on a dull day. I bore my wife to tears with it, but it keeps me off the streets... --Dan Nicholls
Smuldo Vote score: 10383Smuldo

£50
WINNER

K. FC.

11/01/17 20:01:12

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Thanks for your comments everyone, and your votes for the smallest caption ever ;-), it was a difficult month for captioning but Mark, William, Dan or Ian could have won also with their captions, keep up the good work guys and gals cheers . --Smuldo
Steve Wright Vote score: 1788Steve Wright

£50
WINNER

Wally's swollen testicles were becoming a concern.

09/12/16 15:09:17

 14
Yeah truly fantastic caption  --Petey Bee
Smuldo Vote score: 10383Smuldo

£50
WINNER

  Star Trek : The Vinyl Frontier.

03/11/16 8:02:11

 11
Thanks very much everyone,much appreciated and thanks to Chris for giving us a great site with superb captioneers, cheers 😁 --Smuldo
Michael Winner Vote score: 20906Michael Winner

£50
WINNER

  "...and thats how we make McFlurries.   Questions?"

01/10/16 19:11:15

 10
I've never had a McFlurry. I don't think I'll bother now! ;)  --Pussy Galore
Andrea  Hickling Vote score: 817Andrea Hickling

£50
WINNER

'The Czech is in the mail.

25/09/16 19:01:17

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Well done Andrea. Good luck cashing your £50 Czech at the bank. --Darthey Bussell
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5125Greg Curtis

£100
WINNER

  "WHO INVITED your Rex?"

20/08/16 11:15:41

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Thanks for all the great feedback, gang! And thank you, Chris, for creating, and running this great site...which keeps us off the streets and out of trouble. The internet can be a dark place, but caption.me is a point of shimmering light - a place... --Greg Curtis
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32961Welsh Rarebit

£100
WINNER

Toed in the hole

16/07/16 7:00:10

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Thanks for the nice comments guys.Toad/toed in the hole is one of those captions that occur quite often, I did one a few months before Fraser's, as have other captioners before that. --Welsh Rarebit
Michael Winner Vote score: 20906Michael Winner

£100
WINNER

“Did you remember to pack the helium balloons for the party?”

12/06/16 11:00:44

 12
Haha, thanks everyone, my first win, woowoo! --Michael Winner
Boycie Vote score: 6579Boycie

£100
WINNER

  "Is there a way of saying yes to all on Tinder?"

09/05/16 7:28:07

 13
Well done Boycie, great caption and nice to see the monthly winner feature back.  --John Llamas
Cath Jones Vote score: 32961Cath Jones

£100
WINNER

Phil would prefer to be a Fosters parent.

09/12/12 12:20:47

 15
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

£100
WINNER

"You got a light?"..."I am the light Baby."

11/11/12 20:03:59

 17
Thank you for your kind comments and pm's. It's a privilege just to be part of such a fantastic site and group of people, and like it's been said before, this is the icing on the cake. --Dan Dan
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8677Neil Mackenzie

£100
WINNER

Gok Wan convinces Sooty he can look good naked

25/10/12 19:00:15

 12
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

£100
WINNER

Norman could only afford the basic package from Dignitas.

14/09/12 8:00:35

 13
I've not seen this caption before, as I've not been a member that long. I've not laughed so much in a long time. There are captions, funny captions and, rarely, truly sidesplitting captions like this. Quintessentially fabulous. --Tommy FlashBangWallop
Cath Jones Vote score: 32961Cath Jones

£100
WINNER

Grillers in the mist.

07/08/12 11:27:04

 15
D C Vote score: 2672D C

£100
WINNER

Portaloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to.

09/07/12 19:00:21

 23
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5349Tosser Wivlov

£100
WINNER

Staff were told to prepare themselves  in case the company went into liquidation.

28/06/12 10:46:47

 14
Mr. Toad Vote score: 1643Mr. Toad

£100
WINNER

Holidaymakers are warned as BA prepares to launch yet another strike.

29/05/12 10:26:02

 16
John Llamas Vote score: 19492John Llamas

£100
WINNER

Against her better judgement, Vicky accepted a lift home from her blind date.

23/04/12 10:05:15

 17
Mr. Toad Vote score: 1643Mr. Toad

£100
WINNER

"Call pest control. Tell them he's back."

16/03/12 12:07:32

 12
John  Glover Vote score: 17909John Glover

£50
WINNER

"Hello madam, sorry to interrupt your sleep, but I'm from the Jehovah's witnesses."

07/02/12 14:53:25

 8
Pablo Cabello Vote score: 3068Pablo Cabello

£50
WINNER

Lust in Translation.

27/01/12 11:22:25

 11
Joe T Vote score: 3133Joe T

£50
WINNER

Anne Frank enjoys a nice day out.

21/12/11 11:05:34

 9
Cath Jones Vote score: 32961Cath Jones

£50
WINNER

A cat as trophy.

01/11/11 11:08:04

 13
Grant Amey Vote score: 433Grant Amey

£50
WINNER

Andrex puppies just don't make good police dogs

30/09/11 10:29:19

 12
Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 2995Lee Hauxwell

£50
WINNER

The first passenger flight of Derry Air

15/08/11 10:12:49

 14
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19557Ian Skelding

£50
WINNER

I heard it flew the grapevine.

22/07/11 10:08:26

 9
Chelsea Pearson Vote score: 155Chelsea Pearson

£50
WINNER

There are some things in life that money can't buy. For everything else, there's Benefits.

27/06/11 14:35:03

 14

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