Damn it's an automatic - I learned on a manual gear car.

22/04/19 20:14:33

It's a trap!

16/04/19 20:22:03

"What do you mean, You can't see us?"

26/03/19 20:04:27

Not a caption, just "Why?"

02/05/19 12:45:29

I hear that John Lewis want us *both* in their Christmas advert again

26/04/19 20:37:59

Thing from the Addams Family has now found a new role in life, alongwith one of his classmates

29/04/19 20:33:17

New course available: Hara Kiri for beginners

26/04/19 20:35:55

Don't fancy yours much, Bert

26/04/19 20:31:19

New alien for the next Guardians of the Galaxy film revealed

23/04/19 20:31:22

Getting older, Dave revelled in something hot and throbbing between his legs again

20/04/19 14:51:24

Some of the other competitors in the world Balance A Beer On Your Head championships began to wonder whether to continue with their entries

18/04/19 22:03:44

Sod a caption, just get me their telephone numbers

11/04/19 13:05:52

The radical offshoot of the Pink Floyd Album Re-enactment Society pictured at their recent AGM

25/03/19 20:52:36

The Oxford College's new take on eating at High Table was not to the liking of some undergradauates

23/01/19 20:32:26

Pythagoras knew there was a theorem here somewhere, if only he could piece it together in his mind

Thu 22:13:52

The local sub-aqua club rehearsing for their version of Michael Jackson's Thriller video.

Tue 22:38:16

Offspring of the Jackson Five with The Spice Girls

Mon 18:28:07

Direwolves didn't look *that* fierce to Daenerys

12/05/19 8:09:49

"Control to Buzz Lightyear - ATTACK now"

12/05/19 8:08:48

Gulliver easily dealt with the army units sent to intercept him

12/05/19 8:06:44

Demonstration of the letter 'L' in the new mirror-image semaphore scheme.

09/05/19 22:51:35

"Look mum a yellow tarantula"

03/05/19 19:56:41

wear the fox hat

02/05/19 14:20:47

♪ You took the words right out of my mouth ♪

01/05/19 22:18:30

crossing the picket line held no worries for Arthur Scargill's mother

30/04/19 16:27:33

And tonight on "Blue Planet", we feature a type of zebra, a pair of calves and a new, as yet un-catalogued species

29/04/19 20:36:53

With the Millenium Falcon full, Jabba The Hutt had to find alternative transport

28/04/19 18:09:29

"Don't tell him Pike"

27/04/19 13:06:41

From somewhere down in the sewers the faint sounds of the tune "Blue Moon" could be heard

26/04/19 20:44:59

Will this do to replace the "Spirit of Ecstasy"?

26/04/19 20:39:50

Voyeurism, Santa-style

26/04/19 20:37:30

The aftermath of the nuclear explosion was not very surprising to the scientific community in the office, but they couldn't be found to verify their opinion.

25/04/19 12:25:15

"Renee, you have forgotten the sticks of celery" said Yvette

23/04/19 18:34:31

muffler

20/04/19 15:11:38

Scary Spice's gran thought her gift would help heal the rift with Geri

18/04/19 17:43:44

"and this, dear granddaughter, is where men keep their brains"

18/04/19 16:21:22

The village symphonia couldn't afford the cannons to make the 1812 Overture sound as it should so they took up the local blacksmith's offer of help

17/04/19 20:32:29

Caption.me moves on to anagram.me

16/04/19 20:28:34

Emilia Clarke wasn't too sure where the storyline of Daenerys Targaryen was leading but, hey, the pay is good, and the dragons' replacement wasn't CGI generated, so acting was easier.

16/04/19 17:36:16

1970's 'electric socks', witch-style

16/04/19 17:17:42

Mrs May hoped that her choice of costume would sit well with the EU leaders on this auspicious October date.

16/04/19 17:16:17

(Google:) Sorry, no results found for "Bloody difficult woman"

16/04/19 17:09:37

Grimalkin, you come down this instant and bring that eye of newt with you. She's not a *real* witch so her spells will not work

16/04/19 16:41:41

Palm Pilot

15/04/19 20:18:33

Unaware that he was getting close to Chernobyl's restricted boundary, Ivan kept reading the article about Three Mile Island

15/04/19 20:16:31

Betty was now getting bored after hanging around the guillotine all day.

15/04/19 19:01:45

Scientists have confirmed that obesity does not seem to be restricted to humans

13/04/19 17:09:05

In The Land of The Giants, Scalextric was a live action pastime

13/04/19 12:50:38

Sarge, you may want to send some paramedics to the mosh pit at the James Last concert

12/04/19 18:51:37

Young John Cage's oscilloscope seemed to suggest ideas to him.

11/04/19 20:16:37

A.D. 2929. The High Priestesses of the Ann Summers religious cult.

11/04/19 13:49:30

Returning from the OAP Dance Class, Fred couldn't get the Hokey Cokey out of his mind.

10/04/19 17:02:50

Having already walked under the painter's unstable ladder, Bert decided to go back and remonstrate with the man.

10/04/19 16:47:22

Son of Robin Day

08/04/19 22:43:32

Davros decided that the initial design of the Dalek needed some modifications

08/04/19 18:22:58

Dentures 'R' us

05/04/19 22:49:29

... of useless, pointless road signs

05/04/19 22:46:19

This white emulsion paint goes so very well with the car's colour

05/04/19 22:43:16

The auditions for the live version of The Lion King were disrupted by the arrival of the monsoon season

04/04/19 22:31:26

The latest Playboy centrefold left a lot to be desired, even with a description of "wet pussy"

04/04/19 22:29:20

Jorge, the "Amazing Amazon Tributary Map Man" is introduced to the public.

04/04/19 12:28:11

Bert wasn't too sure about the fried egg cure for his psoriasis

03/04/19 20:00:57

The village Ventriloquism Society pictured during their rehearsal of their forthcoming play "Gottle Of Geer"

03/04/19 18:49:50

Emmett Brown's first attempt at Going Back To The Future wasn't the great success that he had hoped for.

02/04/19 20:27:01

Well, if Anna Wintour can look stupid at a fashion show, then so can all *my* creations

31/03/19 20:11:50

... and that children, is how I met your mother

31/03/19 20:08:11

Sergeant James did not think that the army's new semaphore replacement would ever catch on.

23/01/19 16:09:36

Hypocrite! What do you mean close my legs because it looks disgusting?

06/07/18 18:51:01