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"Your turn to change the litter tray."

01/09/23 7:05:27

creative

"I can't believe the cattery won't take her. Did they give a reason?"

01/09/23 7:34:35, edited: 01/09/23 8:04:49

“Next furball and I’ll finish your mums jumper”

01/09/23 7:16:31

"Massive pussy Louise."

"I'm not 21 any more Geoff."

01/09/23 7:02:06

"Don't say a word."

"Why not? You're talking."

"You have a squeaky voice."

01/09/23 7:13:43

''01/09/2023 - Fell asleep in the woods again. When I woke up there were two people stroking me.''

BIG CAT DIARY

01/09/23 7:10:01

Tyrannosourpuss Rex

01/09/23 7:42:46

Purrassic Park

01/09/23 7:00:38, edited: 01/09/23 7:13:44

"I wish you hadn't told Garfield there was a new Italian restaurant in town."

01/09/23 7:07:54

Jurassic Purrk

01/09/23 7:00:36

"Careful Dave, it was one just like this that bit my finger off."

01/09/23 7:55:37, edited: 01/09/23 7:56:11

''This must be the big cat that's been terrorising the villagers.''

01/09/23 7:03:44

Bigpuss

01/09/23 7:01:59

One Million Years T.C.

01/09/23 8:08:41

"Do you think he's the kind of cat who'd like to sit on his owner's lap?"

01/09/23 7:05:44

"This guy's eaten far too many pterodactyls for my liking"

01/09/23 9:01:24

"You can't just keep saying 'Now is not a good time'. Come on, why don't you want to get married?"

01/09/23 8:20:33, edited: 01/09/23 8:24:34

“Do you think he’s big enough to swing a room in there?”

01/09/23 7:22:19

''I told you we needed a bigger cat flap.''

01/09/23 7:13:56

"It must be those catabolic steroids I've been reading about."

01/09/23 7:13:20

"He'll have to go as the neighbours keep complaining about him crapping in their gardens"

01/09/23 7:08:39

Well this should fill him more than that goat.

01/09/23 7:05:00