Caption.Me - "B&Q customer helpline, how may I help?" "Hello, I'd like to return the air powered nail gun I bought from you because the safety features don't work."

Dear Mr Smith, here is your beloved Mittens, compliments of Stuffit & Mount Taxidermy. Due to a small incident with some superglue, we have decided to waive your bill. P.S. You can keep the deer.

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"B&Q customer helpline, how may I help?"

"Hello, I'd like to return the air powered nail gun I bought from you because the safety features don't work."

The Wolf

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