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The other side reads:  Emergency phone - 2km Ahead
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Vivvy En Vote score: 7779Vivvy En

The other side reads:
'Emergency phone - 2km Ahead'

31/05/21 12:46:42

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8611James Lennox

"Emergency services, what's your emergency?"

"Quick, help, my husband's having a heart attack!"

"Ok, ma'am, can you check if he's breathing?"

"Yes, I'll call you back in four hours."

31/05/21 12:00:14

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* ma'am (Edit - unless of course it's her child on the emergency services line) --Mr Dome
John Beith Vote score: 164John Beith

Yes honey, that is a strange name for a town,isn't it?"

31/05/21 13:53:20

 
Molly R Vote score: 2893Molly R

It's nice to get plenty of warning of the emergency, but I hope I should be able to dodge out of the giant phone's way.

31/05/21 12:01:01

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 429Nina Dutton

150 miles - “Don’t worry we’ll be fine.”
100 miles - “No need to panic yet.”
75 miles - “Please god let me get there.”
50 miles - “Please god I’ll do anything. Just get me there.”
25 miles - “I promise I’ll give up sex, alcohol and smoking if I can just get there.”

31/05/21 12:36:09

 
Tony S Vote score: 2327Tony S

"Why do you have to use this phone every time you want to make a long distance call?"

31/05/21 12:06:26

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 429Nina Dutton

🎵 Hit the road Jack.

31/05/21 12:37:18

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Ray Charles. Great song. --Willie Johnson
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6790Greg Curtis

“Welcome to Horizon."

31/05/21 12:30:31

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11917Neil Mackenzie

After the snake bit my Mother in Law, I had to drive a hundred and seventy four kilometres to phone. I hope the emergency vet gets here fast the snake’s looking pretty ill.

31/05/21 21:01:54

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1267alexandra ball

Non emergency 180 km, well if you waited this long, there's no rush.

31/05/21 15:58:02

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"I needed to use the restroom 87 km ago. It's no longer an emergency. However, I could use an air freshener and a change of clothes." --Willie Johnson
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6790Greg Curtis

"As I look at our options, dying seems pretty good."

31/05/21 12:32:08

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24492Michael Winner

*If you are on fire, being attacked by bears or abducted by aliens, please press '2'. If you have been missold PPI, please press '3'. If you are...*

31/05/21 12:03:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16903Stephen Bean

Broken down... in a Galaxy far, far away...

31/05/21 12:00:10

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No wonder. That's one of Ford's oldest car models. --Willie Johnson
Prakash  Selvam Prakash Selvam

Highway to Heaven

04/06/21 15:06:59

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8080Glyn Evans

That emergency boomerang has travelled miles

31/05/21 19:52:00

 
Ryan French Vote score: 98Ryan French

This will be the sign Logan Paul is looking for after the fight he'll be needing it to phone for ambulance to take away his arrogant self entitled ugly ass.

31/05/21 19:27:33

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21659John Glover

"Why do you need to phone your mum, she only lives 42 KM up the road?"

31/05/21 13:53:38

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3231Mark Wilson

It's not worth going in that direction then as I've had no medical training

31/05/21 13:50:54

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 562Gavin Smithers

Petrol station 175km ahead

31/05/21 13:23:16

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8611James Lennox

"Dammit ET, it's your turn to pedal."

31/05/21 13:14:15

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3231Mark Wilson

"How much range we got left in our electric car?"

31/05/21 13:07:06

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Enough to make it to the sign? --Willie Johnson
Ryan French Vote score: 98Ryan French

I clearly didn't make it as that's my blood under the sign.

31/05/21 12:48:59

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 562Gavin Smithers

"Think of the worst thing that could happen. We say it won't."

31/05/21 12:47:00

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34125Tony Edwards

"I hate predictive text."

31/05/21 12:46:59

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6790Greg Curtis

"I saw we put our payphone...HERE."

31/05/21 12:28:40

 
Tony S Vote score: 2327Tony S

"Do we have to take the ring road?"

31/05/21 12:19:42

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

"You should be able to find it on google maps on you cellphone Floyd."

31/05/21 12:16:34

 
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