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Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18044Troompa Loompa

He only just managed to fit in the Subway.

20/05/20 20:04:59

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11512Vanessa the Guesser

He's got eating down to a fine art.

20/05/20 20:16:32

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Yep he's definitely on a seefood diet. --Woofer 6
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18044Troompa Loompa

The way he's going he'll have an art attack.

20/05/20 20:36:30

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6513Glyn Evans

Tat Boy Slim

20/05/20 20:07:12

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9257Stephen Bean

"My doctor says I have a high body mass ink-dex."

20/05/20 20:22:50

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3746Stu Dent

It's fast or he"s furious

20/05/20 20:17:22

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3213Crunchy Chords

Fast Food Inc

20/05/20 20:00:43

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 387Gavin Smithers

Absolutely flabulous

20/05/20 23:43:28

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5701C CaMel

He has 47 tattoos but won't get to 50.

20/05/20 22:42:20

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21944Ian Skelding

"Where's Krispy Kreme?"
"You don't want to know mate."

20/05/20 22:39:43

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9257Stephen Bean

Lard of the Fries

20/05/20 20:02:10

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3213Crunchy Chords

You are what you eat.

20/05/20 20:00:06

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9257Stephen Bean

Big Mac

20/05/20 20:00:05

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 387Gavin Smithers

See you later,ventilator

20/05/20 23:30:54

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5701C CaMel

Yakuza tried to throw him out.

20/05/20 22:32:32

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21944Ian Skelding

Food to dye for.

20/05/20 22:22:30

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8435Chris Keegan

Due to weeks of being closed it would seem the first National chain of takeaways to go belly up is KFC.

20/05/20 21:15:32

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9257Stephen Bean

"I only eat to make room for more tattoos."

20/05/20 20:50:49

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18044Troompa Loompa

Grafatty Artist

20/05/20 20:39:27

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9257Stephen Bean

If he's not careful he'll get dye-abetes.

20/05/20 20:15:50

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9041Dave Bryan

It looks like his salad days are over.

20/05/20 20:12:09

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2102Scrijjy Doo

Make fun of fat people. They can't chase you.

20/05/20 20:05:50

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1010Mark Wilson

"Hi, take a seat, the menu will be over shortly when he's finished his break"

21/05/20 15:35:46

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5701C CaMel

Marlon Brando

20/05/20 22:41:51

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4459Lucky Elperro

Lional Messi says he's looking forward to getting back to training after lockdown.

20/05/20 21:12:14

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8435Chris Keegan

Dial M for murdering yourself.

20/05/20 21:10:35

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5935Tosser Wivlov

The beast fron the feast.

20/05/20 20:58:34

 
Mark England Vote score: 16543Mark England

Meet Duncan Donut

20/05/20 20:50:23

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5701C CaMel

Wendy's Husband

20/05/20 20:41:28

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1367Willie Johnson

It's all right. He's ordered a diet soda with it, and is going to start working out tomorrow... or maybe the next day.

20/05/20 20:41:26

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5935Tosser Wivlov

Dead man porking.

20/05/20 20:40:38

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5935Tosser Wivlov

I'm surprised not to see Five Guys on there somewhere.

20/05/20 20:29:29

 
Mark England Vote score: 16543Mark England

Look at his Fattoos

20/05/20 20:29:19

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1475Rachel P

The Inkredible Hulk

20/05/20 20:27:20

 
Mark England Vote score: 16543Mark England

He's a bad advertisement for fast food restaurants

20/05/20 20:08:24

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11586 Smuldo

Porky Pigment.

20/05/20 20:01:52

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3746Stu Dent

He's blubbing it

20/05/20 20:01:49

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6581Hercules Rockefeller

"If you wanna flatten the curve, maybe you should start with your stomach."

20/05/20 20:01:48

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9041Dave Bryan

Sat you're rated fat.

20/05/20 20:01:46

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10555Neil Mackenzie

He has Diet Coke tattooed on his cock but he hasn’t seen it in years.

20/05/20 20:00:44

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11512Vanessa the Guesser

Too much junk on the trunk.

20/05/20 20:00:27

 
Dev B Vote score: 606Dev B

One Stop Hog?

21/05/20 12:18:59

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 850Stephen Graham

Luckily the harpoon missed him by the skin of his piece.

21/05/20 8:46:41

 1
Lucky Cosmo! --Woofer 6
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 487Charles Gilbert

Sponsored...

...look it up.

21/05/20 4:25:17

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 387Gavin Smithers

Tour eats syndrome

20/05/20 23:44:04

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 309alexandra ball

Hey, where's Nandos?

20/05/20 23:01:39

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14556Dan Nicholls

Don't tell me, he's got the Snickers logo tattooed just above his barking spider.

20/05/20 22:01:51

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9423Mr Dome

Ironically he got Eat Fresh tattoo as 1cm long freebie

20/05/20 21:51:42

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8435Chris Keegan

To lose weight what his wife actually said was he should consider taking on a 'ban dinner' approach.

20/05/20 21:22:34

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1475Rachel P

Beauty is skin deep pan pizza

20/05/20 21:11:42

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31446Tony Edwards

Desperate Dan v Food

20/05/20 20:48:01

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5701C CaMel

Bill Bored

20/05/20 20:42:06

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18044Troompa Loompa

His wife told him to dye-it.

20/05/20 20:34:32

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31446Tony Edwards

Sponsorship meal deal

20/05/20 20:28:40

 1
When he got the sponsorship he must have been flabb..ergasted --Woofer 6
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2102Scrijjy Doo

Medical conditions are hysterical.

20/05/20 20:04:26

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5935Tosser Wivlov

Other brands are available.

20/05/20 20:02:15

 
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