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Stephen Bean Vote score: 9248Stephen Bean

Man-maid

22/02/20 20:00:05

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6978The Wolf

"For god sake Sally. I'm not looking at weird porn on the internet. The guy dressed as a maid is a photo on a caption site. I'm just trying to think of something funny"

"Yeah? Then why are you naked?"

22/02/20 20:25:15

 
Phil Lawlor Vote score: 19Phil Lawlor

This metal detector is shit

22/02/20 21:22:12

 
Mark England Vote score: 16542Mark England

"Yeah, of course mate. I'm coming to the stag do. The Mrs? I don't need her permission. I just told her straight.. 'I'm going'"

22/02/20 21:26:52

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18043Troompa Loompa

"No, sorry, I haven't seen your hamster anywhere.....by the way, I think the hoover's broken. It's making a funny rattling, scratching noise."

22/02/20 20:59:30

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6978The Wolf

"Oh yeah...What next, Mistress?"
"Next, I want you to clean inside the kitchen cupboards"

Karen was really enjoying the new roleplaying games with her husband.

22/02/20 20:12:46

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9039Dave Bryan

''How do I switch it on?''

22/02/20 20:01:15

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Darn it, sorry Dave, I missed this when I was voting on my phone earlier. Deserved to win - genius. --Stephen Bean
Simon Halsall Vote score: 22Simon Halsall

Who ya gonna call? Dust Busters!

22/02/20 21:03:57

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He just "bussed her" all right and his wife caught him. That's why he's wearing that outfit and vacuuming. --Willie Johnson
The Wolf Vote score: 6978The Wolf

If you ever want to scare off your daughter's new boyfriend, just make sure you're doing this when he comes round...

22/02/20 20:47:20

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6978The Wolf

"My new flatmate is a strange bastard. I mean, who wears trainers in the house?"

22/02/20 20:08:02

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 487Charles Gilbert

It's French. You wouldn't understand.

22/02/20 20:06:53

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 487Charles Gilbert

Steven Seagal's roll choices have really gone downhill.

22/02/20 20:03:31

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2101Scrijjy Doo

South Carolina State Capitol, Senator Lindsey Graham speaking...

22/02/20 23:03:19

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6095Greg Curtis

A Maid Man

22/02/20 22:10:22

 
Simon Halsall Vote score: 22Simon Halsall

Dyson and Dydaughter

22/02/20 20:03:07

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2101Scrijjy Doo

J. Edgar Hoover the third speaking.

22/02/20 23:01:25

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2101Scrijjy Doo

Brexit still has a few kinks to work out.

22/02/20 22:51:07

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20327John Glover

"What do you mean he's unhappy with his white suit. It's been dry cleaned twice, new hand stitched interior pockets, buttons replaced and I hand pressed it personally...

22/02/20 21:55:49

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1369Karen Oakenfull

When I saw this photo, I had to rub my eyes in disbelief, and couldn’t stop laughing. That’s the exact same Hoover we used to have about 30 odd years ago!

22/02/20 21:55:09

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20327John Glover

"About your ad' for a gobbling teas maid."

22/02/20 21:29:35

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

Nobody can say that Texas State executioners don't have a sense of humour.

22/02/20 21:14:46

 
Phil Lawlor Vote score: 19Phil Lawlor

I was maid to do this

22/02/20 21:06:48

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6978The Wolf

"Mum, now is really not a good time..."

22/02/20 20:42:04

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

"Hello , butch maids . What d'ya mean , you want a refund? Nah , you ain't getting me to clean naked!"

22/02/20 20:33:01

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11512Vanessa the Guesser

"No, it won't suck either.."

22/02/20 20:14:04

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 487Charles Gilbert

These Tinder profiles are getting weirder and weirder.

22/02/20 20:05:33

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 487Charles Gilbert

...and that was the last time he ever bet his wife.

22/02/20 20:04:48

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

🎵 "I want to break wind" 🎵

22/02/20 20:00:47

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9248Stephen Bean

Maid Max

22/02/20 20:00:26

 
The Caption Guy The Caption Guy

"Yes, this is Pat Heshe, what can I do for you!"

24/02/20 19:17:34

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

Sucker and blower.

23/02/20 17:27:57

 
Dev B Vote score: 605Dev B

"Hello, I want to break free"

23/02/20 9:37:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9248Stephen Bean

Maid Darian

23/02/20 8:32:44

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9421Mr Dome

The Maid Runner

23/02/20 8:32:41

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10555Neil Mackenzie

Yes Phil, I know your Wife has accepted you’ve come out. But are you sure you want me to come round and clean the skirting boards in your bedroom?

23/02/20 7:32:18

 
stone face Vote score: 7465stone face

Ohhh...He's Dyson with death there.

23/02/20 4:33:20

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1369Karen Oakenfull

“Anyway, best be off mate, the missus will be home shortly and I haven’t even put the dinner on yet. She’ll go mad!”

“It’s obvious who wears the trousers in your house Dave.”

23/02/20 1:05:21

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1474Rachel P

“You’re right love! This does help air flow”

23/02/20 0:36:58

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2101Scrijjy Doo

Yes sir. We are very Merry Maids!

22/02/20 23:32:40

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1367Willie Johnson

Voice on the phone: "Have you tried turning it off and then turning it on again."

22/02/20 22:11:21

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5701C CaMel

"I want to break up with you Dave."

22/02/20 21:52:31

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11512Vanessa the Guesser

Meet my polish boyfriend.

22/02/20 21:45:59

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31446Tony Edwards

"I think we must have a crossed line."

22/02/20 21:08:00

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31446Tony Edwards

Vacum cleaner

22/02/20 20:58:26

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20327John Glover

"Don't come round for an hour or two, I think I'd dy son."

22/02/20 20:43:42

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4404Karyn Harrison

"Hello. Norman Bates speaking".

22/02/20 20:42:09

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10555Neil Mackenzie

He was a Nancy boy born and bred.

22/02/20 20:38:40

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1369Karen Oakenfull

Dan Summers

22/02/20 20:36:25

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18043Troompa Loompa

A vacuum ask

22/02/20 20:33:25

 
Dot Old Vote score: 896Dot Old

Wally Maid

22/02/20 20:32:57

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21939Ian Skelding

Chic and vac.

22/02/20 20:25:00

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9039Dave Bryan

''I can't hear you.''

''Switch the f-cking hoover off.''

22/02/20 20:23:33

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18043Troompa Loompa

Trans-vest-tight

22/02/20 20:17:39

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2101Scrijjy Doo

Are your carpets transvestite clean?

22/02/20 20:10:32

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31446Tony Edwards

Queen for the day.

22/02/20 20:08:25

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21939Ian Skelding

"Do you want to buy a Hoover, all It does is sit in a corner and collect dust."

22/02/20 20:03:43

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9039Dave Bryan

''I've left a lot of dirt on the carpet. You better come round and punish me.''

22/02/20 20:02:38

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3209Crunchy Chords

Dave was a bit unclear on the concept of the "sexy maid" fantasy.

22/02/20 20:00:36

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

A new groom sweeps clean

22/02/20 20:00:31

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Henry hooverer

22/02/20 20:00:18

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6978The Wolf

The weirdest thing about this is that the man is doing the hoovering…

22/02/20 20:00:09

 
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