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Shouldnt he be wearing a poulet-proof vest?
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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36633Welsh Rarebit

Shouldn't he be wearing a poulet-proof vest?

12/02/19 20:01:15

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The Wolf Vote score: 3886The Wolf

He’d served two tours in Iraq, one in Afghanistan and one in Iceland

12/02/19 20:00:25

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4598C CaMel

Suspect is armed and peri-peri dangerous

12/02/19 22:39:07

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2450Stu Dent

Vladimir Poussin

12/02/19 21:28:39

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7135Mr Dome

Chest freezer

12/02/19 20:19:13

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 3959Funny Bean

"Sorry mate, I prefer my chicken roasted rather than poached."

12/02/19 20:04:00

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3886The Wolf

“I’m only going to ask you one more time Bernard Mathews………………………Will you marry me?”

12/02/19 20:02:55

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3886The Wolf

Hunters Chicken

12/02/19 20:00:05

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6252Chris Keegan

I suspect foul play.

12/02/19 20:49:16

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

Hunter and gatherer.

12/02/19 20:45:58

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7135Mr Dome

Lard of the manor

12/02/19 20:32:52

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2017Crunchy Chords

Things went horribly wrong with the stripper at the hen do.

12/02/19 20:27:44

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8787Vanessa the Guesser

"Freeze or I'll shoot!"

12/02/19 20:06:39

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 3959Funny Bean

Marvin had no choice but to lower his gun, drop down onto his good knee and swear an oath of allegiance to his chicken overlords.

12/02/19 20:02:38

 
stone face Vote score: 4876stone face

There is nothing worse than a man showing his breasts off-Put them away son.

12/02/19 20:01:51

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 3959Funny Bean

Cock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

12/02/19 20:00:52

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5138Dave Bryan

''I bagged these two this morning.''

12/02/19 23:56:59

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2017Crunchy Chords

Would've done better with a shirt, tie and Blaser.

12/02/19 22:48:41

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4598C CaMel

He wants a large chick in Kiev

12/02/19 22:33:52

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4598C CaMel

"Were they wild?"
'Livid.'

12/02/19 22:05:32

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7135Mr Dome

His greatest hunting trophy was his neckerchief fashioned from the clothing of a Sumo wrestler

12/02/19 21:49:37

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36633Welsh Rarebit

Campylo contracter killer

12/02/19 21:46:04

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9337Neil Mackenzie

Bargain Hunter bags two for one offer.

12/02/19 21:37:44

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19319John Glover

Double breasted.

12/02/19 20:53:39

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4414Vivvy En

Obviously another breast man

12/02/19 20:52:00

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6252Chris Keegan

"It's a new ad for Bernard Matthews, they started shooting yesterday"

12/02/19 20:48:48

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2017Crunchy Chords

Herb-Fred

12/02/19 20:42:35

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29785Tony Edwards

Mark had to settle for the second breast prize.

12/02/19 20:39:08

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2626James Lennox

The ultimate genetically engineered gamebirds.

12/02/19 20:33:30

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19319John Glover

Tim was well pleased that he'd caught his first thief on his first day, but after the ambulance had gone, he was immediately sacked as a Tesco instore security guard.

12/02/19 20:18:29

 
Tracey Sarge Vote score: 2461Tracey Sarge

Give it your breast shot

12/02/19 20:14:40

 
stone face Vote score: 4876stone face

It's not a good idea going hunting with a pair frozen breasts. Next time wear a thermal vest you nugget.

12/02/19 20:12:33

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20835Ian Skelding

Walter Palmer the Dentist gets a brace.

12/02/19 20:09:40

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1060Scrappy Doo

Too cowardly to shoot free range turkey.

12/02/19 20:07:13

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36633Welsh Rarebit

The Assassineater

12/02/19 20:06:28

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1060Scrappy Doo

Not very sporting.

12/02/19 20:06:02

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20835Ian Skelding

Basterd

12/02/19 20:05:58

 
stone face Vote score: 4876stone face

America's worst armed robber shows off his latest haul.

12/02/19 20:04:34

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4414Vivvy En

*Ahem* "Here's two I caught earlier"

12/02/19 20:03:15

 
stone face Vote score: 4876stone face

Breast foot forward.

12/02/19 20:02:32

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 3959Funny Bean

Ken’s unlucky tied chicken

12/02/19 20:01:31

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8787Vanessa the Guesser

Wedding breakfast.

12/02/19 20:00:23

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 3959Funny Bean

Cluck Norris

12/02/19 20:00:10

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36633Welsh Rarebit

Trigger Happy Shopper

12/02/19 20:00:07

 
Molly R Vote score: 1023Molly R

Wanted - one khaki T-shirt, size XL. Will swap two frozen chickens.

12/02/19 20:00:07

 
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