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Shouldnt he be wearing a poulet-proof vest?
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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33837Welsh Rarebit

Shouldn't he be wearing a poulet-proof vest?

Tue 20:01:15

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The Wolf Vote score: 828The Wolf

He’d served two tours in Iraq, one in Afghanistan and one in Iceland

Tue 20:00:25

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3908C CaMel

Suspect is armed and peri-peri dangerous

Tue 22:39:07

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1040Stu Dent

Vladimir Poussin

Tue 21:28:39

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5562Mr Dome

Chest freezer

Tue 20:19:13

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1146Funny Bean

"Sorry mate, I prefer my chicken roasted rather than poached."

Tue 20:04:00

 
The Wolf Vote score: 828The Wolf

“I’m only going to ask you one more time Bernard Mathews………………………Will you marry me?”

Tue 20:02:55

 
The Wolf Vote score: 828The Wolf

Hunters Chicken

Tue 20:00:05

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4090Chris Keegan

I suspect foul play.

Tue 20:49:16

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 510Spycenwolf

Hunter and gatherer.

Tue 20:45:58

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5562Mr Dome

Lard of the manor

Tue 20:32:52

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1292Crunchy Chords

Things went horribly wrong with the stripper at the hen do.

Tue 20:27:44

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6907Vanessa the Guesser

"Freeze or I'll shoot!"

Tue 20:06:39

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1146Funny Bean

Marvin had no choice but to lower his gun, drop down onto his good knee and swear an oath of allegiance to his chicken overlords.

Tue 20:02:38

 
stone face Vote score: 2702stone face

There is nothing worse than a man showing his breasts off-Put them away son.

Tue 20:01:51

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1146Funny Bean

Cock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Tue 20:00:52

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2689Dave Bryan

''I bagged these two this morning.''

Tue 23:56:59

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1292Crunchy Chords

Would've done better with a shirt, tie and Blaser.

Tue 22:48:41

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3908C CaMel

He wants a large chick in Kiev

Tue 22:33:52

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3908C CaMel

"Were they wild?"
'Livid.'

Tue 22:05:32

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5562Mr Dome

His greatest hunting trophy was his neckerchief fashioned from the clothing of a Sumo wrestler

Tue 21:49:37

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33837Welsh Rarebit

Campylo contracter killer

Tue 21:46:04

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8802Neil Mackenzie

Bargain Hunter bags two for one offer.

Tue 21:37:44

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18172John Glover

Double breasted.

Tue 20:53:39

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3541Vivvy En

Obviously another breast man

Tue 20:52:00

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4090Chris Keegan

"It's a new ad for Bernard Matthews, they started shooting yesterday"

Tue 20:48:48

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1292Crunchy Chords

Herb-Fred

Tue 20:42:35

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28072Tony Edwards

Mark had to settle for the second breast prize.

Tue 20:39:08

 
James Lennox Vote score: 406James Lennox

The ultimate genetically engineered gamebirds.

Tue 20:33:30

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18172John Glover

Tim was well pleased that he'd caught his first thief on his first day, but after the ambulance had gone, he was immediately sacked as a Tesco instore security guard.

Tue 20:18:29

 
Tracey Sarge Vote score: 1619Tracey Sarge

Give it your breast shot

Tue 20:14:40

 
stone face Vote score: 2702stone face

It's not a good idea going hunting with a pair frozen breasts. Next time wear a thermal vest you nugget.

Tue 20:12:33

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19839Ian Skelding

Walter Palmer the Dentist gets a brace.

Tue 20:09:40

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 351Scrappy Doo

Too cowardly to shoot free range turkey.

Tue 20:07:13

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33837Welsh Rarebit

The Assassineater

Tue 20:06:28

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 351Scrappy Doo

Not very sporting.

Tue 20:06:02

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19839Ian Skelding

Basterd

Tue 20:05:58

 
stone face Vote score: 2702stone face

America's worst armed robber shows off his latest haul.

Tue 20:04:34

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3541Vivvy En

*Ahem* "Here's two I caught earlier"

Tue 20:03:15

 
stone face Vote score: 2702stone face

Breast foot forward.

Tue 20:02:32

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1146Funny Bean

Ken’s unlucky tied chicken

Tue 20:01:31

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6907Vanessa the Guesser

Wedding breakfast.

Tue 20:00:23

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1146Funny Bean

Cluck Norris

Tue 20:00:10

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33837Welsh Rarebit

Trigger Happy Shopper

Tue 20:00:07

 
Molly R Vote score: 581Molly R

Wanted - one khaki T-shirt, size XL. Will swap two frozen chickens.

Tue 20:00:07

 
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