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Stu Dent Vote score: 2289Stu Dent

It is never a good idea holding The Darwin awards on the top floor.

09/08/19 8:28:42

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9258Neil Mackenzie

You’re pissed, for some reason you’re not right handed anymore. You’re not ambidextrous either, you can’t get in the toilet door. You break the door and pee in the wardrobe. The Wife throws you out.

09/08/19 11:18:17

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That’s hilarious! 😂  --Lynne A
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6865Mr Dome

No mermaids allowed in the lift

09/08/19 9:52:31

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 282Willie Johnson

Must be about sex:
No hand jobs/No ripping her shirt apart/No sex against the door/No falling in love.

09/08/19 8:24:47

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Going down?  --Troompa Loompa
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3481Stephen Bean

How to use the lift at Dignitas.

09/08/19 8:06:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8603Vanessa the Guesser

.. and all that jazz

09/08/19 8:36:22

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4262Vivvy En

Take the stairs - much more fun

09/08/19 8:30:37

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4671Dave Bryan

''Honey Don't''

09/08/19 8:24:56

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4671Dave Bryan

This photo has elevated captioneering to a new level.

09/08/19 8:06:52

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22004Michael Winner

"If you find yourself suddenly falling, please move away from the source of impact or, failing that, seek the assistance of an undertaker."

09/08/19 14:09:24

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22004Michael Winner

This is why you never see Portal 2 Cosplay.

09/08/19 14:08:09

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6865Mr Dome

Watch out for laser eyes - they can hurt

09/08/19 10:37:36

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29598Tony Edwards

Trapdoors

09/08/19 9:44:14

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6865Mr Dome

No dying on double yellow lines

09/08/19 8:50:34

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3481Stephen Bean

Shaft of fright

09/08/19 8:37:20

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8603Vanessa the Guesser

Life in a tower block has its ups and downs.

09/08/19 8:19:50

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 282Willie Johnson

I just don't understand these new emojis.

09/08/19 8:17:32

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5985Chris Keegan

This sort of symbolic signage is wrong on so many levels.

09/08/19 8:07:39

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4671Dave Bryan

Mind the Jap

09/08/19 8:02:39

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2342James Lennox

No waving, no touching, no shoulder rubbing, no plummeting to death.

09/08/19 8:02:01

 
Molly R Vote score: 968Molly R

Don't. Just don't do ANYTHING. Especially, don't throw yourself down a lift shaft.

09/08/19 8:01:04

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2342James Lennox

Intimate relationships with elevators always end in disaster.

09/08/19 8:00:17

 
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