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Hide and sheikh?

Steve Wright

03/08/10
10:21pm

The pound shop regulars were furious to discover some prick had bought the lot!

Hey you ya bastard! Do they not fit indicators to that thing?!!

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice!

..pachelbel's cannon in double D

John slowly pulled back the hammer... an then thought ah bugger it i'll just use the gun.

Tom was thankful he had paid the five quid for priority boarding on Ryan Air.

The first service in the game of "midget squash" was nicely between the lines.

In order to increase sales on cheap tarmac, the local pikeys decided on a makeover.

"That sounds crap Laura! Wait till you hear me play this long piece of grass".... Squeeeeek!!

As directed, Tom threw his biology quadrat at random. Turns out theres an abundance of kids in this ecosystem!

Colin was self consious about his chicken pox. But he was even MORE concerned about asking this passing kid to scratch his sack for him!

With every kids meal deal, you get a free carton character.

Eminem had a right monk on when he arrived at a muddy T in the park.

"Hello PC World? Yeah, No matter where I press on this mouse pad the pointer just seems to go all over the shop!"

"Yes I know the invite said black tie, but think about it, if I put a tie round THIS neck it would be Micheal Hutchence all over again!"

Who said Stella gives you a split personality?