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On June 1st 2012, the winner will be announced on this page and on Twitter

previous winners

John Llamas	17 £100 WINNER Against her better judgement, Vicky accepted a lift home from her blind date. comments (total: 17) 0 1 Congrats John. (Yes, got in 1st!) James Fotheringham 01/05/12 12:02am 0 1 Well done John. Great caption, a deserving winner. F Mackay 01/05/12 12:16am 0 1 Well done John, a long time coming and well deserved. Steve Fosbraey 01/05/12 05:42am 0 0 Congratulations, it was a very good caption. Ethelia Fotherington-Smythe 01/05/12 07:45am 0 2 A blinder, power to the LLamas, well done John. John Glover 01/05/12 08:52am 0 0 Congratulations John! x Lyarna Manley 01/05/12 09:22am 0 0 Whhooop whoop! Well deserved win for a consistantly clever captioneer. Congrats! Lisa Nelson 01/05/12 11:12am 0 9 Every vote received brightens your day a little This unexpected surprise has just made my day a whole lot better. The comments from you guys are a well placed cherry on top Thank you all John John Llamas 01/05/12 11:13am 0 0 well done Andrea Ivey 01/05/12 11:56am 0 0 Nice one John! Paul Woolley 01/05/12 01:07pm 0 0 Nice one John, well done! Dan Dan 01/05/12 01:09pm 0 0 Great caption, John. Congratulations. Pete 01/05/12 03:48pm 0 0 Well done John. Ian Skelding 01/05/12 04:16pm 0 0 Congrats John :) Shandonbelle 01/05/12 06:37pm 0 0 Well done John, enjoy the cash. Cath Jones 01/05/12 07:07pm 0 0 Nice work. Mr. Toad 02/05/12 09:27am 0 0 Congratulations John. Great caption. Pablo Cabello 02/05/12 09:54am	0 19 23/04/12 11:05am
Mr. Toad	12 £100 WINNER “Call pest control. Tell them he’s back.” comments (total: 12) 0 0 Lol! Dan Dan 17/03/12 09:14pm 0 4 Congratulations on winning the prize for March with a great caption Mr. Toad. Your other one "Redundancies mean he’s the only worker left at the plant." would have been an equally worthy winner. F Mackay 01/04/12 12:22am 0 1 Well done Mr. Toad, very good. Dan Dan 01/04/12 07:59am 0 0 Lots of really good captions this month, this one up there with the best. Well done. Ian Skelding 01/04/12 09:10am 0 0 Well done :) Shandonbelle 01/04/12 09:45am 0 1 Congratulations Mr Amphibian! Excellent captions! x Lyarna Manley 01/04/12 11:04am 0 0 Well done, enjoy the money! Cath Jones 01/04/12 01:04pm 0 2 Congratulations, great caption John Llamas 01/04/12 02:47pm 0 2 Many thanks to you all. Much appreciated. Adrian Mr. Toad 01/04/12 04:30pm 0 2 Long overdue and well deserved recognition for consistent excellence. Congratulations. Pablo Cabello 04/04/12 01:17pm 0 0 The first big money winner, Congratulations. Enjoy your loot Mr T. Lisa Nelson 04/04/12 07:27pm 0 0 well done. excellent caption Andrea Ivey 05/04/12 04:03pm	0 18 16/03/12 12:07pm
John Glover	8 £50 WINNER "Hello madam, sorry to interrupt your sleep, but I'm from the Jehovah's witnesses." comments (total: 8) 0 1 Nice one John, well done. Dan Dan 01/03/12 10:18am 0 0 Inevitable winner! Congratulations John. Guido van der Velden 01/03/12 10:23am 0 0 A deserved winner, nithe one Mithter Glover. Cath Jones 01/03/12 11:16am 0 0 Thank you all for your kind comments. John Glover 01/03/12 11:37am 0 1 very well done indeed John. Joe T 02/03/12 07:43am 0 0 Well done John :) Shandonbelle 02/03/12 01:17pm 0 0 Brilliant. Makes me chuckle each and every time I read it. Congratulations John. Pablo Cabello 03/03/12 01:58pm 0 3 just had the JWs knock and as fast as a flash asked if they had their ladders with them ,when they said no i just said well you not very commited then are you and shut the door . Loved the look on the faces as they walked off Suzanne Brooks 19/04/12 11:43am	0 15 07/02/12 02:53pm
Pablo Cabello	11 £50 WINNER Lust in Translation. comments (total: 11) 0 1 well done Pablo. Joe T 01/02/12 09:53am 0 1 Congrats! Guido van der Velden 01/02/12 10:28am 0 1 Nice One Pablo! Stephen Paterson 01/02/12 11:00am 0 1 Enjoy the £50 Pablo, congratulations! Cath Jones 01/02/12 11:23am 0 1 Nice one, well done! Dan Dan 01/02/12 12:53pm 0 1 Well done Pablo! Paul Woolley 01/02/12 01:45pm 0 1 Well done Pablo :) Shandonbelle 01/02/12 06:40pm 0 1 Brilliant! Enjoy your winnings Lisa Nelson 01/02/12 08:49pm 0 4 I'm genuinely surprised, honoured and touched in equal measure. A huge thank you to Chris, both for the accolade and for the glory that is caption.me, and an equally large thank you to everyone else for your kind words (both private and public) and your generosity when voting. Pablo Cabello 02/02/12 04:52pm 0 1 Just returned after 10 days away from the site, congratulations Pablo great caption. :) Steve Fosbraey 04/02/12 12:01pm 0 1 well done Andrea Ivey 06/02/12 04:30pm	0 22 27/01/12 11:22am
Joe T	9 £50 WINNER Anne Frank enjoys a nice day out. comments (total: 9) 0 1 Love this! Chris Beach (admin) 21/12/11 02:06pm 0 1 A caption of beauty. General Zod salutes you. General Zod 21/12/11 02:29pm 0 1 Congratulations and a Happy New Year! Cath Jones 01/01/12 12:13am 0 2 Congratulations, Well deserved. Steve Fosbraey 01/01/12 08:46am 0 0 *blush* thank you. Joe T 01/01/12 04:33pm 0 1 Worthy winner, easily the best of the month. Ian Skelding 01/01/12 05:57pm 0 2 Congrats Joe :) Shandonbelle 01/01/12 07:24pm 0 1 Was always going to win from the moment it was posted. Congrats. James Fotheringham 03/01/12 01:03am 0 1 To be frank, yours was the best caption by a mile. Well done! William Kay 08/01/12 07:49pm	0 20 21/12/11 11:05am
Steve Fosbraey	3 £50 WINNER I had to use my Homebase discount card to scrape the ice from my windscreen this morning... I only got 10% off. comments (total: 3) 0 2 Hey, well done Steve:) Haven't been on here for a few days as we have visitors. Where's everyone else congratulating you?... Anyway, brilliant caption and well deserved and such high scores recently... we have an expert:) All the best for New Years hun x Mi6 Bagpuss 26/12/11 08:54pm 0 4 Thanks Puss, Got loads of congrats in private messages, hope you had a good christmas and have a happy new year yourself. :) Steve Fosbraey 26/12/11 09:24pm 0 1 Belated congratulations for a(nother) well-deserved win. Apart from their consistent excellence your captions nearly always bring a smile to my face, and for that I thank you. Pablo Cabello 06/01/12 10:28pm	0 18 08/12/11 08:01pm
Cath Jones	13 £50 WINNER A cat as trophy. comments (total: 13) 0 1 Congratulations on your £50! Bob Geddon 01/12/11 07:22am 0 1 Well Done! William Kay 01/12/11 08:45am 0 1 Congratulations Cath! Enjoy. Ethelia Fotherington-Smythe 01/12/11 09:04am 0 0 Congrats John Llamas 01/12/11 09:05am 0 1 congratulation Cath, a deserved win:) Mi6 Bagpuss 01/12/11 10:29am 0 1 Thanks for all your lovely comments, just got in from work, got to go back in ten minutes, what a brilliant surprise! Cath Jones 01/12/11 11:18am 0 0 Way to go Cath, well done :) Shandonbelle 01/12/11 11:36am 0 0 Congrats Cath :) James Fotheringham 01/12/11 04:49pm 0 4 Well done. Cath has trophy! Dave Mackay 01/12/11 05:17pm 0 1 CONCATHULATIONS Andrea Ivey 01/12/11 05:20pm 0 0 Nice one Cath! Paul Woolley 01/12/11 07:38pm 0 1 Clever caption, really liked it. Glad it won. Well done Cath. Ian Skelding 01/12/11 09:29pm 0 1 Brilliant, well done! Dan Dan 01/02/12 12:53pm	0 19 01/11/11 11:08am
Steve Fosbraey	16 £50 WINNER Every year Chantelle went on holiday with her flat mate. comments (total: 16) 0 0 22 thumbs up and I still dont get it. Can anybody shed a little light? Tom Heald 17/10/11 12:17pm 0 0 Chantelle's flat mate is the one on the left ;) Guido van der Velden 17/10/11 12:18pm 0 0 Still no clue im afraid, am I supposed to know who chantelle is? Tom Heald 18/10/11 12:34pm 0 0 No, it doesn't make any difference. But she does look relatively pneumatic, wouldn't you say? Paul Woolley 18/10/11 12:42pm 0 1 Oh my god Im so stupid, FLAT MATE as in FLAT CHEST... I literally can not believe it took me that long to understand. I usually get these instantly. (Hilarious btw) Tom Heald 18/10/11 02:00pm 0 2 Imitation is a form of flattery, and reference to this caption keeps cropping up because it's sheer BRILLIANCE. Neil Mackenzie 21/10/11 04:35pm 0 2 Being the original writer of this caption i would just like to point out that I have only made one other reference to Chantelle. So anybody who thinks I am shamlessly recycling a caption or comments is mistaken. Thanks for the nice comment Neil. :) (caption author) 21/10/11 05:37pm 0 2 Congratulations Steve! Guido van der Velden 01/11/11 08:24am 0 4 Congratulations on winning this month Steve. The Chantelle saga ends on a happy note;) Brilliant caption! Mi6 Bagpuss 01/11/11 10:20am 0 3 Is £50 enough to kill off Chantelle forever? They're trying to hush you up mate. Long live the Chantelle Peoples Front! Lee Hauxwell 01/11/11 01:41pm 0 2 Congrats Steve :) Shandonbelle 01/11/11 01:46pm 0 1 Fifty quid equates to a lot more than half a Dinar for the ex-lepper:D Oooooh Of course he took the bribe:D Mi6 Bagpuss 01/11/11 01:53pm 0 2 Thanks Guys, I doubt it's the first time Chantelle has earnt a sly £50 cash in hand I do wonder tho if the caption would have had the same effect had I chosen a different name. Steve Fosbraey 01/11/11 05:04pm 0 4 Had to win with the influence it had on other captions. Well done Steve. Ian Skelding 01/11/11 05:55pm 0 1 What, like Mildred?:) I think that would've had an effect:) Mi6 Bagpuss 01/11/11 05:55pm 0 1 Well done Steve, nice 1 shan Craig Eddie 01/11/11 07:27pm	0 23 14/10/11 08:29pm
Grant Amey	12 £50 WINNER Andrex puppies just don't make good police dogs comments (total: 12) 0 2 Brilliant! Mi6 Bagpuss 30/09/11 11:53am 0 2 yep,well thought out and took me a second to catch it...cheers puss..;) Craig Eddie 30/09/11 01:03pm 0 3 Not only is this a great caption, but I've just found it comes from one of the best voters. Bravo! Chris Beach (admin) 30/09/11 02:44pm 0 1 yeah i know thanks Chris.... Craig Eddie 30/09/11 04:24pm 0 0 congratulations! Guido van der Velden 01/10/11 11:17am 0 0 Congrats, I knew the moment I saw this it would be a winner! Well done:) Mi6 Bagpuss 01/10/11 11:20am 0 0 Congratulations Grant. Steve Hann 01/10/11 11:31am 0 0 Ah, I wondered why you'd been prematurely exposed! Congratulations Grant Bindy 01/10/11 11:39am 0 0 Congrats Grant :) Shandonbelle 01/10/11 12:10pm 0 1 Thanks all! And Bindy, how do you know about my premature exposure? That was meant to have been expunged from my record :) Grant Amey 01/10/11 02:46pm 0 0 Excellent caption, another good decision for this to be the winner this month. Ian Skelding 01/10/11 06:09pm 0 0 Well Done Grant,worthy winner and brilliant caption. Craig Eddie 04/10/11 08:15am	0 23 30/09/11 11:29am
Lee Hauxwell	14 £50 WINNER The first passenger flight of Derry Air comments (total: 14) 0 0 genius! David Young 15/08/11 12:40pm 0 2 Very good! Owen Molloy 15/08/11 04:27pm 0 0 fantabulous Craig Eddie 15/08/11 07:16pm 0 0 I didn't pay attention to my french mistress,so I'm way behind you smart asses. Ian Mclaren 15/08/11 07:56pm 0 4 Early contender for the next £50 Ron Allan 15/08/11 07:56pm 0 1 It's a cracker! Cath Jones 15/08/11 11:13pm 0 1 This caption has certainly took off! Shandonbelle 17/08/11 09:32am 0 0 In that case its Bottoms Up then ! Richard Shirley 21/08/11 05:12pm 0 3 Congratulations Lee!! Very well done; a well deserved winner :) Chelsea Pearson 01/09/11 08:37am 0 0 yay... well done Lee Steve Hann 01/09/11 11:47am 0 1 Well done Lee :) Shandonbelle 01/09/11 11:51am 0 1 Very well done Lee sir. Joe T 01/09/11 04:06pm 0 1 Well done, it was spankin:) Mi6 Bagpuss 01/09/11 10:23pm 0 0 Good decision, great caption. Ian Skelding 01/09/11 10:30pm	0 22 15/08/11 11:12am
Ian Skelding	9 £50 WINNER I heard it flew the grapevine. comments (total: 9) 0 0 Wherever there is a grape, there is a vine/fine caption Guido van der Velden 22/07/11 11:58am 0 2 Congrats Ian :) Shandonbelle 01/08/11 10:58am 0 1 Congratulations!! Truly deserved win; excellent caption :) Chelsea Pearson 01/08/11 11:09am 0 3 A winner from day one..great caption. Ron Allan 01/08/11 01:31pm 0 1 Well Done again Ian,top class! Craig Eddie 01/08/11 04:07pm 0 1 Thanks for all your comments....good luck to everybody this month. Ian Skelding 01/08/11 04:42pm 0 1 bravo. well done. excellent caption. Joe T 01/08/11 09:56pm 0 1 No sour grapes here ... well done Ian Austin Marry 03/08/11 10:02am 0 1 I like the sour grapes comment. Not here either. Well done. Rob Falconer 06/08/11 01:15pm	0 17 22/07/11 11:08am
Chelsea Pearson	14 £50 WINNER There are some things in life that money can't buy. For everything else, there's Benefits. comments (total: 14) 0 2 Well done Chelsea and congratulations on the win. Welcome to the site too. Steve Hann 30/06/11 07:18am 0 2 This caption is a worthy winner and agree with the decision. Ian Skelding 30/06/11 08:11am 0 2 Nice one Chelsea. Very well done. First round on you? Joe T 30/06/11 08:58am 0 2 Congrats... Well done on being the first! Shandonbelle 30/06/11 08:59am 0 2 Thanks everyone for the kind congratulatory words, and the warm welcome to the site. Indeed, the first round is on me Joe But you have to find me first mwahahahaha! I look forward to reading your captions everyone; they truly brighten my day. Thanks again :) Chelsea Pearson 30/06/11 02:22pm 0 2 Rotherham here we come!!! Joe T 30/06/11 05:40pm 0 1 Hahaha By all means, come visit me at the Arsehole of England!!! Just make sure you have had your immunisations beforehand, just in case you get bitten by the locals ;) Chelsea Pearson 30/06/11 06:31pm 0 2 Congratulations! Guido van der Velden 30/06/11 06:58pm 0 2 To quote Gervase Phinn "Rotherham doesn't have a foreign city twin, it has a suicide pact with Scunthorpe" I'm at the other end of that joke. Nice to see someone local (enough) winning the £50. Congrats. :) James Fotheringham 30/06/11 07:17pm 0 1 Hahaha thanks very much guys, and thanks for summing up Rotherham for me James... I just couldn't find the words but you have nailed it (with the help of Phinn)! Chelsea Pearson 30/06/11 07:58pm 0 1 Nice one Chelsea..an excellent start on Caption.me Ron Allan 02/07/11 10:22pm 0 1 Brilliant and hilarious! Lisa Dunne 15/07/11 09:13pm 0 1 Well Done Chelsea,Top Class! Craig Eddie 01/08/11 04:08pm 0 1 I've only just realised you can find out which the winning caption was. Although, of course, I assumed it was this one. Well done, Chelsea. Rob Falconer 06/08/11 01:14pm	0 14 27/06/11 03:35pm

notes

All captions created between May 1st 2012 and June 1st 2012 are eligible for the prize (subject to other rules outlined below)
The winner will be chosen by the site creator, Chris Beach, and may not always reflect the outcome of voting
Prize of £100 to be paid by PayPal
- An email will be sent via PayPal to the winner's email address (as registered on caption.me) with details required to receive funds
- Competitors do not need an existing PayPal account to receive funds via PayPal
The competition is skill-based and free of charge
Competitors must be over 18
Promoter's details: Chris Beach, 13 Cartwright St, London E1 8LY

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