...but by the end of the movie, simply removing her glasses and ditching the sign ensured the Prom Queen title was hers.

The neighbours laughed, his wife was mortified but John was adament that when the wind was right, this was the best relief for his piles.

The new Doctor was a controversial choice.

Despite all the visual distractions, everybody knew Stuart was just trying to hide his erection.

Confirmation just in: Rubber based objects near faces have become the most common pictures in caption competitions.

...you should see her brother.

Barry's dildo was the best at the conference.

In Bolton, we call this a creche.

Despite the fanfare, no-one was impressed. Bradford was already full of Big Birds.

There are rumours of discontented cast and crew on the set of Transformers 3 when the latest decepticon is revealed.

Whilst never the most glamourous of characters, true gamers always picked 'Chris' on Streetfighter II.

The early model Terminators were easy to spot.

"Come on Khalid, hit the building, at this rate we'll never be ready for September".

Unfortunately for Wan-li and Wen-qi, the Panda did not appreciate nor understand the birthday celebration, ripping their throats out shortly after this picture was taken.

The hookers, tired of being the ones left mutilated in bin bags, decided to take sinister revenge.

Religion-What a load of bull!

As fun as it was, the gang bang with Geoffrey, Bungle, George, Zippy, Rod, Jane and Freddy did have it's downsides.

The midget porn remake of Animal Farm proved a logistical nightmare for the director.

Even during the lean times Howard Marks found something to stick in a Rizla.

Howard could never quite drop his hollywood indulgences.

Ellie bypassed Norton and to her parents horror started to emulate 2 girls, one cup.

...and the new X-Factor winner is...

After much soul searching, Judy opted out of the Pevensie family orgy.

The 'Avatar' sequel failed to live up to expectations.

"I told you all that fashion shit was over compensation for the bitch not having genetalia".

The Sperm Whale lived up to it's name.

Robin lived in denial, even though everybody else knew that the baby he and Wonder Woman shared was fathered by the invisible man.

The new 'Tron' movie failed to live up to the hype.

Babestation caters to all perversions.

The battle scenes from 'Lord of the Rings' lacked realism before the CGI was added.

Channel 5 studios announce their 'Robocop' remake.

'Just keep the motion going Tarquin. The bloody hamster will drop out of here eventually'.

Barry and Paul Chuckle had an extensive work out regime.

Babestations new channel targets the upper class.

A Y chromosone away from a channel 5 documentry.

 3

Further proof that men are selecting the photographs for caption competitions.

comments (total: 3)

01

I don't know if that was a serious comment on the voting, but I'd recommend that you and everyone else gets involved in the pending photo vote to ensure it's democratic.

Chris Beach

(admin)

19/11/10
11:25am

01

Sod democracy! Keep 'em coming I say

Steve Hann

19/11/10
11:41am

00

I'm not often known for my pro-feminist views. It wasn't intended as a serious statement but there's definately some truth in it, it's starting to look like a copy of Nuts round here (albeit one with some better captions to the photos).

Lee Cooper

20/11/10
12:20am

Athiests rejoice as the trick behind walking on water is finally revealed.

'Weird Science' finally gets the girl on girl porn remake it truly deserves.

Lady Helena often snacked on goldfish whilst the handmaid tended to her hair.

Little did they realise that by viewing nursery friends on the home computer, Daddy would be in prison by the morning.

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...and onwards and upwards the little girl went, laughing all the way, especially to those who had told her it would never work. The girl went further than she had ever dreamt possible and had never felt so amazing, until she left the atmosphere, tried to breath and turned herself inside out and into a veiny, bloody, dripping mess in the process.

comments (total: 2)

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It's a caption competition,too long! Keith Mcclory

Keith McClory

02/03/10
05:38pm

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Ah, but who decides how long a caption is? When does a caption become a paragraph? Do people really critique others captions? Should I? How long has this option been here? What is it's purpose? Would I be considered as insensitive to criticise other peoples efforts? Or would it be considered a waste of time, energy and carbon emissions for running my PC just to carry out such a pointless pastime? Would it enrich my life any? Do I care?

...so many questions

Lee Cooper

03/03/10
01:05am

Billy thought the idea was genius until he returned home from school to find Goldy dead.

Webcam orgy's with invisible men had become an overnight porn sensation.

After getting over the initial shock, Mark's extra hand proved to be a hit with the ladies in the bedroom.

Usually she'd spit, but Bertie Bassett was an exception to the rule.

Tony was exhausted after a hard day murdering clowns.

(swap out 'murdering' for 'giving hand jobs to' if you find that funnier-I did but I know some people find it easier to laugh at murder than sexual jokes)

Walt and Shep's parents weren't the first inter-species couple to have offspring, but they were still the only ones who managed to spawn a siamese twin.

It had been 7 years since that party but the acid flashbacks still had a nasty habit of re-occuring at the most inconvieniant times.

"I wonder what vaguely racist caption the folks on captioncompetition.co.uk will think up for my photo..."

...the horses however remained unimpressed, for they needed no penis extension.