On the battlefield, Nurse Wendy soon perfected the art of getting foreskins out of zippers.

Cowardly Lion scarpered when he saw what Dorothy had done to Tin Man and Scarecrow.

Bloody Pikeys!

Take That in the Boyzone!

After some gentle persuasion, Donald finally relented and agreed to sell Madonna his youngest child.

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"They may take our lives, but they'll never take....my shortbread!"

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Ha ha. Hell hath no fury like a woman's scones!

Coz Mackenzie

10/09/10
09:07pm

Briton-y Spears.

Fans mingle before kick off, Millwall v West Ham, 1066.

Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean I'm thick, OK? Oh sorry, you're on my side, aren't you?

Maeve Heart

And that's what you get for putting up two photographs to be captioned in one day

Archeologists now admit that in medi evil britain they had perfected cranes and high rise blocks.

Kevin fell for the "put yer stick behind yer back" gag and promptly lost the bout by a half-goolie.

Government's replacement for means testing benefits payments.

John kept getting his lines wrong so Anne had to run him through again.

Careful! You'll have someone's jap's eye out with that!

Spike Mili Gann.

Right, I'm going to twist this round and round and then I think you'll find this is a turning point.

Maria points him to the right side.

And don't laugh like that when I say I'm a conscientious objector

Because she was only a girl Judy always went for the poor sod with one arm and no legs.

It was 'buy one get free day', and once again Lidl's car park resembled a war zone.

It was about at this point that Judy realised this wasn't the Oz set.

I know he winked at you, Dagmar, but just a knee to the groin would have been sufficient

As it was made of wood, Erik reasoned it probably counted as part of his five-a-day

Just call me Ms Lance A Lot.