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Pimp my Bride.

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Funny on so many levels!!

Steve Wright

21/09/10
11:29am

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Wish I could agree. "Pimp my xxx", seems to crop up on so many photos.

Davie Marshall

21/09/10
11:38am

I tole ya I was gonna make an honest ho outta ya!

The Rappy Couple

Marry White.

"Confess, who put a feather in my wife's knickers!"

Ainsley Harriott with a hot dish

Bride and Prejudiced

It's a nice djay for a white wedding.

Ride my pimp!

"I don't need no best man because i am the greatest! Float like a butterfly sting like a bee!"

Awhite Now by Michael Marrybore.

"I'm a man not a mouse now my spouse is in the house, we're gonna waltz to Strauss 'cause you know we got the nous, and I shaved off my hair so there ain't no head louse."

"You may NOT diss the bride. That is the greatest horse impression you'll hear this year."

Having failed to find two Wedding dresses, Caster Semenya caused a stir by turning up to her Civil Partnership in trousers.

The Path To Enwhitenment

Posh and Becks were just over the moon with their new diguises

Yo man I'm going to dance with my new bride ... do you know that tune "a whiter shade of veil"?

"The bride looked stunning in a Costa Packetti gown and matching teeth. The groom, rap sensation Shorty Naughty, just looked smug.

We're starting with The Wedding Rap by some Mendelssohn dude

In case he felt peckish, Harry insisted on smuggling two hot dogs into the church

Karen insisted on Darren proving he had opposable thumbs before agreeing to the wedding

Vas Blackwood and Oprah tie the knot.

Yo catering man, make sure there is no reggae reggae sauce at the top table. need to have these duds back to the hire shop by 6.

As the new bride confesses to being a ladyboy, the groom suspects that everyone else was in on it.

Behind Barack's back, Michelle Obama got married again.

Yo my man, hope you are not planning on taking any of those arty farty black and white photographs.