As heckles went, it was new to Mike.

Bad time to get an itchy left testicle.

As impressive as this stunt was Garry still felt a little self conscious that one of his "dangerous items" was an orange.

A passing tree surgeon doesn't take to Tom's two piece juggling act.

That's funny, I'm sure that bloke had long, black hair when I passed half an hour ago.

The coroner said that just after this photo was taken, the bloke in the background shouted "Oy, mate!"

The Exmouth Chainsaw Massacre.

Noise of Toot toot trundle trundle ..sceeeeech..bang....Wah!

It's all a con,it doesn't cut flesh just really bad red haircuts...you're all safe

Gentlemen, lose your mellons! cried the umpire, leaving hard of hearing Sid's knife and orange combo up against a chainsaw and kalashnikov.

Jugsaw!

You've got chain mail!

Tough Edinburgh crowd enjoy jugglers chain reaction!

I'm a lumberjack and i'm ok
I sleep all night
and murder jugglers all day!

"Now watch as I cut this flying chainsaw to pieces with my knife!"

Try arguing over your ticket with this traffic warden!

This is why you should never park in a juggling zone.

Sore Sean saw Saw saw.

Locals assumed that Gordon's eight month marathon juggle had been intricately planned...truth was, he'd missed the lesson that covered 'stopping'.

Tyrone began to sweat when his knife and chainsaw juggling act mysteriously gained a testicle.

Shit, here comes the clampers.

Under new religious laws, convicted thieves are given a chance of avoiding having a hand chopped off

It might have been ugly, but it was the latest gadget, the iSaw

People who played chainsaw golf did not know if they should shout timber or four after a way-worth shot.

Oh no, the mother-in-law's in the audience again ...

John hated getting his hair cut.