Here's the number for my tailor... blue togas are sooooo BC!

SPQR? Hey, I support The Rangers too!

"How many burgers did you eat?"

"Ate two, Brutus."

So she said "Call your dog off." I said "I can't - his name's Caesar."

Hail, Lavatorius Brushus!

Here's a plaster for that nasty cut on your finger.

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"Someone just called me Biggus Dickus. That's a joke Roman name , right?"
"I don't think so, I mean, your wife is called Incontinentia Buttocks isn't she."

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Python referenced. Like!

Davie Marshall

02/09/10
10:52pm

Nice suit but you will be for it if Herod sees the Jesus sandals.

CSI Rome.

"I found this discarded butt sir. Shall I send it forth to yonder lab for analyses per chance to retrieve some DNA?

"Yes centurion, do this post haste. But tell me what in the name of sweet Caesar is DNA?"

I'm telling you, just take one of these & you'll be rock hard in minutes mate.

"Yeah, Steve lost his bloody helmet again...I joked that it'll probably be dug up by some unemployed graduate in 2010 and be sold for 2.3 Million...Ha ha"

"My old tunic was as short as yours. This one Ides a multitude of sins."

"Got any change for the parking meter?"

"Here you go. Car pay diem."

"You want to give up the fags, Caesar, they might be the death of you!"

"Eh, I thought we were to come in fancy dress"

Maximus and Commodus the world's first match fixers.

'Here's your £2.50, so i just bend over legs astride and you have a special brush device to cure my dangle berries?'

Rookie MI6 agents Abramovich and Polanski fail to blend in on their first foreign assignment.

We came, we saw, we had a pie supper and caught the bus back before Corrie.

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

"Pull the other one, you're Frank Stubbs from next door."

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Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me.

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The ONLY time a Carry On film ever made me laugh. The rest of it's all tripe.

Davie Marshall

02/09/10
10:52pm

"Hijo de la chingada, is that a joint man?"

Casual Friday in the House of Commons.

Roman Holiday.

After both were taken off the plane Bob tells Tony that he thought he said punch the pilot.

I don't like my mother-in-law - in fact, I'm glad I 'ate 'er