Aircut.

Highly Strung

God soon discovered that Poundland scissors are crap.

Time for birds to go south.

Doreen would be having stern words with the joker who packed her parachute.

Hey rig suspender,suspend a little line with me.

Sue found it hard to find an internet provider after she was cut off by Cable and Sky.

Sky diva

But are you sure it's the right sort of advert for a firm of divorce lawyers?

Lady Penelope's excessive demands meant she risked being cut from the show.

Pinocchio's cross-dressing was beginning to be an issue.

Wanted, lady for afternoon fun. No strings attached.

she had just tied the knot,but then she phoned a friend!

She thinks"At last I'm safe from the haunted scissors!"

Geese, thread, hair - but no skein dubh.

D-angela Merkel faces cuts as Euro chickens come home to roost.

Thunderbirds executives soon realise it was The Hood who was pulling all the strings.

Laila about to be floored by an upper cut.

Poppet on a string

Marion Ette makes a break for freedom

Cut loose Luce

Jennifer Aniston makes Angelina Jolie regret saying she'd do her own stunts.

"Try our bungee jumping.....it's a snip!"

Cut and trussed

A cut above.

Banksy ups his game by breaking into the O2 arena in London and painting the ceiling.

Scissor Sisters to split.