"What a peculiar choice of bathroom tiles!"

Her parents decided to call her Ingrid.

Not only are their subjects becoming obscure but Waddingtons jigsaws are now just too easy.

Eric's first day at school started badly, when he turned up with the wrong type of pen.

Trapped Chilean Minor.

Garry Glitter's comeback concert.

It was clear that Barclays was using cheap labour for its cashier staff

Even the ice cream man in Gaza had to take precautions.

These spot-the-ball competitions are definitely getting more difficult

Unsurprisingly cage fighting crèche did not get funding on Dragons Den.

A drive through orphanage for Madonna.

-"What a peculiar choice of bathroom tiles?!"
-"I know! Who would have thought that glass could double as flooring.".

Tories new Kindergarden discipline policy

Manchester United deny that their new goalie is a tad too young.

How to keep thieving Hobbitses out of your garden.

Sorry, you're barred.

A young Nelson Mandela had just been told, "You'd better get used to those bars kid."

As directed, Tom threw his biology quadrat at random. Turns out theres an abundance of kids in this ecosystem!

Grate inspect asians.

Mum, why is that photographer sitting in a cage?

From it's excessive pixel size it was clear that Cross & Blackwell should never have ventured into HDTV's.