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Keith McClory Vote score: 302Keith McClory

Early 'Mastermind' chair helped settle contestants nerves


11/09/10
12:02pm

Coz Mackenzie Vote score: 513Coz Mackenzie

I've farted so i'll finish!




Nod to 12.02


11/09/10
10:41pm

Steve Hann Vote score: 656Steve Hann

It's ironic really, I used to be a log.


11/09/10
04:04pm

Steve Wright Vote score: 627Steve Wright

The 'Lazyboy' armchair was actually patented back in 1675.


11/09/10
11:15am

Rob Falconer Vote score: 2797Rob Falconer

Extra-strong handles were fitted for that final push


11/09/10
11:04am

Bad Boy Dennis Vote score: 23Bad Boy Dennis

Edgar Allen's POE.


11/09/11
08:26am

Ron  Allan Vote score: 1606Ron Allan

Even with the turd sliding down his forehead, young Jimmy was determined not to break his cover in the Hide-And-Seek challenge.


12/09/10
10:30pm

John Gibson Vote score: 34John Gibson

For Sale:Visqueen AX490 Rectal Ablution Unit, turd brown, manual, slightly soiled, must go, p/ex welcome.


12/09/10
09:47am

Ron  Allan Vote score: 1606Ron Allan

Shit down.


11/09/10
11:24am

Ron  Allan Vote score: 1606Ron Allan

In general, customers were unimpressed with Ryanair's new seating.


11/09/10
11:23am

Joe T Vote score: 2269Joe T

Welcome to a new series of "Crap in the Attic".


11/09/10
11:07am

Rob Falconer Vote score: 2797Rob Falconer

"Help!" cried David Beckham, "My wife just vanished down there."


11/09/10
11:04am

Paul Woolley Vote score: 1067Paul Woolley

When the lid was opened, experts at the Antiques Roadshow regretted their advice of leaving furniture's original contents intact.


15/09/10
01:03pm

Austin Marry Vote score: 392Austin Marry

where can I attach my toilet duck?


15/09/10
11:20am

Ron  Allan Vote score: 1606Ron Allan

Pantique


12/09/10
10:20pm

Susie Sheppard Vote score: 158Susie Sheppard

The NHS hits a new low.


12/09/10
08:18am

Coz Mackenzie Vote score: 513Coz Mackenzie

Luckily for Lionel the first album contained a spelling error and thus Lionel Ritchie and The Commode Odours never saw the light of day.


11/09/10
11:20pm

Coz Mackenzie Vote score: 513Coz Mackenzie

Sean Connery shat here.


11/09/10
10:44pm

Stephen Paterson Vote score: 603Stephen Paterson

Part of the Robert Green "Shit Catcher" Range.


11/09/10
10:28pm

Ian Skelding Vote score: 2043Ian Skelding

You wouldn't like to meet the woodworm that made that hole.


11/09/10
05:57pm

Rob Falconer Vote score: 2797Rob Falconer

If you sat down without checking first, I'm not surprised the Andrex Puppy bit you on the bum


11/09/10
05:14pm

Joe T Vote score: 2269Joe T

Ryanair unveil new business class service.


11/09/10
03:44pm

Paul Johnson Vote score: 29Paul Johnson

I don't know what happened. First big chief no fart then big fart no chief


11/09/10
12:36pm

Ian Skelding Vote score: 2043Ian Skelding

Stool in the stool.


11/09/10
12:32pm

Ian Skelding Vote score: 2043Ian Skelding

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The Pope has just had this delivered. It's his Holy chair.


11/09/10
11:47am

Rob Falconer Vote score: 2797Rob Falconer

Montgomery used this chair at El Alamein when he was waiting for the final push


11/09/10
11:29am

Joe T Vote score: 2269Joe T

A George Michael dining room chair.


11/09/10
11:06am

Rob Falconer Vote score: 2797Rob Falconer

These were fitted in the carriages on the old Brighton Line - hence the slogan "Let the train take the strain"


11/09/10
11:01am

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