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Ron  Allan Vote score: 1606Ron Allan

The worst thing about Shaun the Lobster's employment at Seaworld was the commuting.


18/08/10
11:39am

Stephen Paterson Vote score: 603Stephen Paterson

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The crabs had moved on, but this was one Love Bug that Herbie couldn't shift.


18/08/10
04:24pm

Joe T Vote score: 2269Joe T

Pincer movement.


18/08/10
11:51am

Davie Marshall Vote score: 668Davie Marshall

"Well that wasn't there earlier!" she screamed at the valet parking attendant.

"What wasn't?".

"That massive dent above the left wheel arch!".


18/08/10
10:00pm

Ian Skelding Vote score: 2043Ian Skelding

Lobster and Beetle.But which is better? There's only one way to find out.....FIGHT!


18/08/10
08:25pm

SHA SHA Vote score: 155SHA SHA

Lady Gaga's new ride


28/11/10
08:25pm

Coz Mackenzie Vote score: 513Coz Mackenzie

Dali's phone was bugged.


19/08/10
03:19am

Coz Mackenzie Vote score: 513Coz Mackenzie

Salvador Dali's car phone.


19/08/10
02:17am

Ron  Allan Vote score: 1606Ron Allan

"I see the Genetically Modified Lobsters are coming along nicely, George"
"Better than you think, Ralph, this is a Shrimp"


18/08/10
10:17pm

Ian Skelding Vote score: 2043Ian Skelding

Len the Lobster had forgotten his contract was subject to a Mobility Claws.


18/08/10
05:12pm

Paul Woolley Vote score: 1067Paul Woolley

When her immobiliser stopped working, Jane found an alternative way to put off the car thieves.


18/08/10
12:08pm

Paul Woolley Vote score: 1067Paul Woolley

After digging up the lobster in the last photo, the americans transfer it to the world's biggest pan of boiling water which I mentioned before.


18/08/10
12:02pm

Joe T Vote score: 2269Joe T

New to MTV, "Pimp my Roof Rack".


18/08/10
11:10am

Davie Marshall Vote score: 668Davie Marshall

Crazy Dave's Autoshop - For all your novelty antenna needs.


18/08/10
11:09am

Joe T Vote score: 2269Joe T

Who's your daddy?


18/08/10
11:05am

Rob Falconer Vote score: 2797Rob Falconer

Nobody parks in Rick Stein's parking place


18/08/10
11:03am

J Hunter Vote score: 53J Hunter

Disney couldn't curtail Sebastians insatiable appetite for bugs


14/01/11
02:00pm

Susie Sheppard Vote score: 158Susie Sheppard

"Well I've got good news and bad news Bill. The good news is we've finally decided to give in to your demands for your own company vehicle....."


18/09/10
06:43pm

Keith McClory Vote score: 302Keith McClory

Dave regretted parking beside Sellafield Beach


20/08/10
09:00pm

H P H P

were going to need a bigger lobster


18/08/10
03:27pm

Paul Woolley Vote score: 1067Paul Woolley

On returning to her car, Jane realised it would be difficult getting the insurance company to believe this one!


18/08/10
12:06pm

Paul Woolley Vote score: 1067Paul Woolley

Larry the Lobster, whether he spent the day buried in the grass or mounting stationary vehicles, always noticed the same guy taking pictures of him.


18/08/10
12:05pm

Rob Falconer Vote score: 2797Rob Falconer

Yeah, it's great advertising, but we run a shoe shop!


18/08/10
12:00pm

Rob Falconer Vote score: 2797Rob Falconer

You wanted some naan bread? Oh, I got a crustacean, not an Asian crust.


18/08/10
11:17am

Ron  Allan Vote score: 1606Ron Allan

Should have gone to Specsavers.


18/08/10
11:15am

Rob Falconer Vote score: 2797Rob Falconer

Lobster Herbie-claw


18/08/10
11:07am

Rob Falconer Vote score: 2797Rob Falconer

Clampers manage to find a way around the new regulations


18/08/10
11:02am

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