Mr Nippy

Archie was surprised at Sean offering his ice cream, he was usually shellfish.

It's clawberry flavour

Cold snap.

Sorry sir. you will have to give me half an hour. I am just finished shagging a beetle and need to get my energy levels back up.

All these lobster pictures are being shellfish towards crabs

Wow! First a duck with a saxophone, now a lobster with a cornet.

The americans granted the lobster a final meal before transfering him to the world's biggest pan of boiling water that they had manufactured some time ago.

Brine freeze.

Sammy the Shrimp's favourite practical joke: The disguised dog turd.

"Excuse me, this café has three entrances. Which should I use?"

"The mid door."

A statue in memory of Terence, the lobster who thought his ice cream headache would be helped by a nice hot bath.

[Nod to 11:47am]

LOBSTER: "Hey Mister, hold my ice cream while I play on my skateboard"

MAN: "Hmmm. Looks like the LSD is kicking in"

Paul Scholes on holiday.

Nipple cream.

Mmm..rasberry nipple!

You'd better get used to it, Mr. Allan. There's a photograph of a lobster roller-skating set up for tomorrow.

Being a rasberry ripple he liked nipping around on a trolly.

Ice lobby.

Pinchy finds ice cream is the best bait for maning.

No, Baskin-Robbins is down the road. This is Baskin-Sharks.

No, I definitely told the waiter I'd have a nice lobster ...

Seapolitan.

With a Seaworld Sexual Harassment charge for pinching the girls looming over his head, Shaun was reduced to peddling Shaunetto's on the street corner.

Crusty decided he would have an ice cream before his nice warm bath.

"Yuck...The Strawberry tastes weird"
"It's Lobster"