Puffin Billy wrongly thought she was The Mallard.

Fred wins the staring contest yet again.

Henry thought he was a right little stud puffin.

"What's for tea?"
"Fish"
"Now there's a surprise."

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Dan didn't like what he saw in The Mirror

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30

Haven't we had this one before?

Sonya

30/08/10
06:13pm

13

That's an insult to the sense of humour of three very intelligent captioneers.

Ian Skelding

30/08/10
07:58pm

Tory party conference

You know you look like me

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"Hi Stan"
"Hi Bob"
"I see it's official"
What's that, Stan?"
"That Davie Marshall's pissed off with Chilean Miner captions"
"I can see where he's coming from...bring back the Dalek's, I say"

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Steady on Bob, let's not make hasty wishes.

Davie Marshall

18/10/10
01:02pm

"you see that big tree over there?" "yeah".. "well i didn't"

After the insult, the Puffin turned the other cheek.

"Can I burrow your beak?"

The dreaded'Puffin beak drop' had struck again

Charles and Diana

One for sorrow,two for joy,oh bollx we're not magpies!

Too much puffin for the first date

How's the book business Ed? Not good, although those bloody penguins are thriving!

Judy won't be long, she's just putting her face on.

"Hey baby, you wanna be my bird?"

"No thanks, I only like shags."

"Go on, jump, I dare you."

Sorry about the beak, but all those paint-pots did smell of fish

Typical I spent a fortune on this outfit. I will have to take it back.

Every year it's the same, let's go south for the winter. Can we not just stay put this year and maybe put an extension on the nest?

I'll have to give up smoking - I keep puffin and puffin

"Puffin?"
"No, I've given up"

A right Huffin' Puffin

I just hope he doesn't realise I've broken his mirror