"I wish my bird could do that"

Clare was always being slagged by her pals for having a "Leslie Ash"

Being Dutch, Rude Gullet splits the bill.

Trout Pout

You've caught a whopper? That's a bit hard to swallow.

Bittern off more than he could chew.

Hurry up Attenborough and take the shot, I'm gagging here.

An act of cod.

"No Fishing" sign? What "No Fishing" sign?

Today, Ornithologist discovered a rare species of bird, appropiately named the Jenna Jay-meson.

Fish was rather pleased with the new hat she'd bought for Ascod

"I'm going to lightly poach the fish with some dill and lemon juice for 20 minutes, then............. oh!"

"Hey waiter the bill's wrong I never had the fish starter,honestly!"

Oh dear it must have been a bad night. I don't remember eating that.

Christ, I should have known not to yawn in a Salmon Leap area.

You don't mind if look down here do you? I seem to have lost my contact lens.

So that's why it was named The Queen Mother Bird

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"Codswallowp!, that's what".

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Hi Chief, Don't worry about it, commenting on the pics was just my way of getting to use "Codswallowp" in a caption.
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Stevie.

Chris Beach

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25/08/10
04:05pm

I should be a swallow.

Er, anybody know how to do the Heimlich Manoeuvre?

Rick Stein always had a large bill for fish.