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For some reason George Michael always seemed to get double booked.

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George: "Let's go outside..."
Judge: "I don't want your freedom..."

David G

16/09/10
06:40pm

Royal appointment? That's only for the thrones.

"I've tried making an appointment, but it always seems to be engaged".

Crap booking system!

Richard Branson started his record business from a phone box, however, Dr Clarke's proctology services at Gatwick mens toilets wasn't so successful.

Exc-loo-sive.

Keeps you regular.

Incontinent patrons need not apply.

Plenty of slots available.

Book early to ensure piss appointment.

[Nod to 6:07 today]

The Prince loved his pun for his toilet but the letters SI kept falling off.

And boy! did Chris need a rest after all the problems changing servers

I'll just check in my diary 'ere

Piss-appointed

Dave wondered how he could ask Bob, the cloakroom attendant, for permission to urinate.

(Nod to 11:28 on Sept 5th)

Dave realised that while the restaurant owners were taking the piss, it looked like he wouldn't be.

Dave suddenly regretted choosing the mutton vindaloo.

Dave decided he'd have to "bake it" till he got home.

There was a suspicion that Glastonbury had gone upmarket.

P please Bob.