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John  Glover Vote score: 1393John Glover

Allure ring.


19/12/10
11:22am

Ron  Allan Vote score: 1606Ron Allan

T-T-T-That's all folks!...


18/12/10
12:29pm

Ian Skelding Vote score: 2043Ian Skelding

That's a nice piece of brass


18/12/10
11:13pm

John  Glover Vote score: 1393John Glover

Ring pull.


18/12/10
08:57pm

Ian Skelding Vote score: 2043Ian Skelding

Naughtycall girl.


18/12/10
04:47pm

Ron  Allan Vote score: 1606Ron Allan

Pissed 'n' Ring


18/12/10
01:05pm

Livs Page Livs Page

Alice through the looking glass...


18/12/10
11:58pm

Keith McClory Vote score: 302Keith McClory

Seeing the hole picture


18/12/10
01:05pm

Len   Vote score: 711Len

"Guess whose round?"


18/12/10
01:01pm

Kaarina M Vote score: 63Kaarina M

Snog, marry, a void


05/08/11
06:30pm

J Hunter Vote score: 53J Hunter

I met this stuck up cow who had me jumping through hoops for her..


14/01/11
01:47pm

The Mole Vote score: 96The Mole

Ok, Sarge. I got her sighted with my .50 caliber. Let's get rid of that annoying expression for once and for all!


22/12/10
06:48am

Craig Eddie Vote score: 1166Craig Eddie

'halo there"


21/12/10
05:13am

Craig Eddie Vote score: 1166Craig Eddie

Looking at her, my keekie winker just went sprr...ring.


21/12/10
05:13am

Coz Mackenzie Vote score: 513Coz Mackenzie

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Half an hour later and Mindy wasn't so chirpy as her gynecologist put the 'fanny-cam' into action.


20/12/10
12:35pm

Michael Winner Vote score: 1087Michael Winner

The extreme cure for halitosis.


20/12/10
12:16pm

Helen H Vote score: 42Helen H

Friendship circle


19/12/10
08:30pm

Martin Sandberg Vote score: 49Martin Sandberg

She finally came around to ask him out


19/12/10
09:40am

Martin Sandberg Vote score: 49Martin Sandberg

We have no walls around here


19/12/10
08:11am

Martin Sandberg Vote score: 49Martin Sandberg

We never got round to installing the wall.


19/12/10
06:55am

Gary Newell Vote score: 36Gary Newell

Captain Birdseye always required a port hole to pick someone out of a police lineup


18/12/10
10:25pm

Michael Winner Vote score: 1087Michael Winner

"you're gonna love this musical- it's 'Titanic' meets 'The Shining'.


18/12/10
04:52pm

Michael Winner Vote score: 1087Michael Winner

"You just get used to it- since the headshrinking incident I have to wear it 24-7. I can't go out in bright sunshine anymore, though..."


18/12/10
04:49pm

Ian Skelding Vote score: 2043Ian Skelding

Sexual favours work for inmate as she has this fitted to replace bars.


18/12/10
04:31pm

Ian Skelding Vote score: 2043Ian Skelding

Julie was being very careful how she stood behind this X ray glass.


18/12/10
04:21pm

Ron  Allan Vote score: 1606Ron Allan

With their choice of coils limited, Sandra and Steve soon decided on the Rhythm Method.


18/12/10
03:21pm

Len   Vote score: 711Len

Rosie loved a party with a 'naughty gal' theme


18/12/10
01:29pm

Rob Falconer Vote score: 2797Rob Falconer

Port ho


18/12/10
01:15pm

John  Glover Vote score: 1393John Glover

Ring a ding ding!


18/12/10
12:44pm

Austin Marry Vote score: 392Austin Marry

The Colgate ring of confidence!


18/12/10
12:43pm

Ron  Allan Vote score: 1606Ron Allan

Ring Piece


18/12/10
12:35pm

John  Glover Vote score: 1393John Glover

Antonia moved in strange circles.


18/12/10
12:34pm

John  Glover Vote score: 1393John Glover

Maldovia's airport security was very basic.


18/12/10
12:34pm

Len   Vote score: 711Len

Hard a port


18/12/10
12:26pm

Len   Vote score: 711Len

Cool Kate's ring of confidence


18/12/10
12:23pm

Martin Sandberg Vote score: 49Martin Sandberg

Wanna come in my hole?


18/12/10
11:49am

Joe T Vote score: 2269Joe T

Play School themed brothel. Hmmm I'll go through the round window.


18/12/10
11:02am

Joe T Vote score: 2269Joe T

Nice porthole, shame about the face.


18/12/10
11:01am

Joe T Vote score: 2269Joe T

Specsavers, 1898.


18/12/10
11:01am

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