One good churn deserves an udder.

Let me in, please - I'm Friesian out here

"I've come to the fancy-dress party as a cow," said the lobster

Blind Freddy had doubts about his new guide dog.

I didn't let her in my shop...she's a cow!

Is this the Milky Way to Urnadillo

"I thought you said we were going to the Moovies"

Dave regretted asking his senile grandma for a jersey for his birthday.

What every man imagines when he sees his mother-in-law at the shops.

She was only an old stone cow. But Emily loved her.

Carrie waited outside the china shop while her husband was inside getting a bullocking from the owner.

Everything at this shop is calf price.

Daisy reckoned a big hot Jersey would heat her up.


Nod to 11.02

On a Transylvanian tour Kenny Rogers was impressed to see 'The yard cow of the count'.

Cowbuy store.

It was no Hog but the grocer was proud of his Cowazaki.

Shop moobility.

That's the last time I come shoe shopping with Celia the Centipede. I've been stuck out here for nearly 5 hours.

"Hello shopkeeper, I'd like a treat for my dear old Daisy."

"How is the old cow?"

"Oh her, she's at home cooking dinner."

After tunneling her way out of Milton Keynes and being quickly surrounded by police marksmen, Delia considers taking a hostage.

Sorry, Mr. Wonder, but the sign specifically says only blind dogs are allowed in

Tied up like this, Betty was sick to the stomachs.

Heffurn

Farmers Weekly Page 3.

"....my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..."

Even with the false horns Daisy was not allow do the Pamplona bull run.

"Is the milk fresh?"
"I should bloody well hope so."

After being told to look into shop window, Daisy thought, "No, I'll churn the udder whey."