Harry always knew Gloria would go for the cheapest funeral she could find

Dougie, the restaurant Health Inspector was a real devious bastard.

"Damn it, Scotty..beam me up and try again."

Monterey Jack in the Box.

What you lookin' at? You wanna pizza me?

hey... i ordered anchovies... not Anthony

Anyone order a Hawaiian?

Hannibal Lecter:

"Hello, is that Pizzahut?.... You forgot my bloody fava beans again!!"

You lickin at me?

Bored and depressed after 14 years as a pizza-delivery boy, it was really only a matter of time until he topped himself!

The "Meat-lovers" topping.

Nigel always took the Hide & Seek to the next level.

G'day. Has anyone seen me Castlemaine XXXX?

"You must have misheard me, I said I wanted a 12-inch pizza and a naan!"

The lads discovered why the new pizza was called "The Shining".

"I told them I wanted a 12-inch vegetarian!"

IKEA now supply not only the furniture, but also flat-pack construction staff

The ambulance delivered the steam-roller victim to hospital the fastest way they could think of

I'm gonna give you a pizza my mind

Oh boy, Thats the last time i ask for the last piece.

Desperate for a husband, Doris was disappointed in the new Pizza Hut online dating service. She thought she ordered one with everything and this is what she got.

Armed with only desert spoons and total determination, the trapped Chilean miners finally break through to the surface.

At first i didnt think i would fit in that small pizza box but i had to give it a try and guess what it is like mary bloody poppins bag!

and our secret recipe is...

jerk in a box.

"Does this mean the box has to go in the green bin?"

Although Joe had always complained about his cramped conditions, it was still pure luxury compared to the Nightclub in the box below.

"I'm in pizzas ,bits and pizzas"

Now that's what I call a man size pizza

With every kids meal deal, you get a free carton character.

He's a bit a pizza'd off.

The (not so) Great Escape

Despite the slight delay, the MacTavishes were almost certain they'd quoted the local Perth address.

"living in a box, living in a cardboard box..."

Man who used to suffer from severe acne couldn't get used to living outside his box.

Georgina was deeply shocked, as she'd ordered a vegetarian pizza

Doctor Who's Tardis camouflage function had suddenly started working again

Not going near his cheesy crust.

If Hannibal Lecter ran Pizza Hut.

Bob's mental health deteriorated living on pizza.

Warning: Never choose "genetically-modified anchovies" as a pizza topping.

Oh no, we in the Mafia think concrete boots are so passé

The Italians make their own version of "The Prisoner"

The penalty for late delivery at Pizza Hut was rather severe