After an all-night Jammin' session, Flo, Maureen and Ida finished off with some heavy Wrappin'.

Well... what do you think we do when we're not knitting Shreddies?

In 2059, the latest Sugababes concerts didn't pull in as many crowds as their glory days.

"Hey Vera, those biscuits went straight past our stall."
"Yeah I know, they're Jammy Dodgers."

'Bake Three Girls'

A Wayne Rooney wet dream.

Manning the jam stand knickerless was their big thrill of the week.

You've heard the singing monks and you've heard the singing nuns. Now coming to a venue near you we have the wrapping sisters.

The W.I edition of Playboy promised pictures of three women who would unwrap everything.

News Headline: Retirement Home hit by Tombola Virus.

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"Piss off,we don't open for two minutes!"

comments (total: 3)

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Funny, granted..but maybe one word has killed it for you..guess which one?

Ron Allan

25/07/10
10:06pm

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Eh Ron..would it be 'minutes' perhaps?

Keith McClory

28/07/10
09:44pm

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You got it in one, Keith..I never did like that word..LOL.

Ron Allan

29/07/10
11:28am

'Wonder who'll get my old false teeth?' mused Aggie.

'Great idea this Ethel, raffling off the out of date contents from our medicine cabinets.

Relief at the raffle stall was palpable after the ladies had locked Maureen in the boiler behind, nobody liked her, in fact she'd been a pain in the arse from the start.

The ladies applaud their very first punter, who won first time at the 'Guess the bottles of Robinsons Squash' stall.

"You lookin' at me?"

Although, Vera (left) had flattened one between her hands, Maud (centre) had squashed three between her breasts and Beryl (right) had pinned two to the table...The Wasps had quickly regrouped and were now ready for their final onslaught.

next on Loose Women, oil of ulay, I want my money back.

By midnight they had sold enough jam to fund their neighbourhood watch scheme for another month...their motto?..Preserve & Protect.

The "usual suspects" mums arrive to post bail.

Just think Muriel, in a few more years the craic will be ninety.

baNanarama

"Mary Queen of shops" will have her work cut out for her with this challenge.