No-one realised when the photograph was taken that Kevin had his cock out

Derek soon realised that chickens were not ideal for knocking in fence posts.


In retaliation to the 'Air Guitar' caption..LOL

Yes, it was awfully painful on the arms, but Clive had always wanted to raise Chickens.

 3

Colonel Sanders eureka moment.

comments (total: 3)

07

Coronal?

Chris Beach

(admin)

15/07/10
05:24pm

03

Saunders?

10/10 for getting both wrong and still getting 3 points..LOL

Ron Allan

15/07/10
09:46pm

02

Spoilsport, you corrected it...8/10..LOL

Ron Allan

16/07/10
01:43am

Jimi Hentricks.

i may have no chance to avoid this quick sand, but please, god. save this chicken

Check my pecks!

Barry thoroughly enjoyed training his pit-bull terrier to obey simple commands, such as "speak", "beg" and "fetch".

Someone as experienced as Joe should not be committing fowl throws.

Olly brought his bird to the Barn dance

"Waiter, the Chicken's a little on the rare side."

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On Derek's farm, they were too poor to buy an air guitar, so he had to make do with an air chicken

comments (total: 6)

00

Bonkers!

Davie Marshall

15/07/10
12:21pm

00

Presumably..Cock n Roll

Ron Allan

15/07/10
12:27pm

02

You should hear the tune he gets out of it when he starts plucking it.

Davie Marshall

15/07/10
10:07pm

02

Also, did you know their drummer uses chicken drumsticks?

Davie Marshall

15/07/10
11:27pm

11

And when a chick comes backstage they all get to pullet.

Sorry..one step too far..LOL

Ron Allan

16/07/10
01:28pm

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But how do they decide who gets leg and who gets breast?

Davie Marshall

16/07/10
03:47pm

Choking his chicken never gets old.

"ok everyone we will now stick a deckchair up our noses"

Tablecloth, sick of messy sunday afternoons, took a hostage and fled to the woods.

A Norfolk man tries to impress the ladies by saying it takes both hands to hold his cock.

Two minutes later, Paul was concust, the egg hitting him full in the face.

"No Doctor," said the chicken. "It started as two small growths under my belly...."

"Look at da chicken sheet on my head. Look at da chicken sheet on my head.
I come now. I meet your family yes?"

And although she loved him, Barbara had some misgivings.

Not much of a chef, Ronald thought Egg Drop soup was self explanatory.

Talon Contest Winners.

Clarence had never been to a hen party before, but he looked pretty excited on his way to meet up with the girls.

Lord Coe's Austerity Olympics Opening Torch Ceremony got things off to a sizzling start.

Laid up.

Fowl play.

Fowl up.

George was disqualified from the village weights competition due to foul lift

Jetro, the magician from the American deep south just could not bring himself to work with doves.

After climbing to the very top of the electricity pylon, Jimmy proceeded to taunt the Fox with his remaining Chicken.

Egghead

For the last time which came first, you or the egg?

Dick was a boxer - bantamweight, of course