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Sorry sir, no trainers.

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Funny in four words. Nicely done! As an added bonus Keith will be pleased!

Davie Marshall

13/04/10
12:01pm

" Your name please "
" Mr Gaga "

"Yeah, I'm the childrens entertainer for little Tyrone's Birthday party."

"Does my bum look big in this?"

"You ain't seen me, right?"

Jedward had told their family to arrive at the concert incognito.

I prefer to keep my face covered as I'm a little sensitive about the shape of my head.

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"We are looking for a club without ceiling fans."

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Good one :)

Sarah Bennison

16/04/10
10:28pm

The boys had bought their 'hats' at one of Madonna's house clearance sales.

" Watch my lips "
" How ?"

"We hear you have black Russians in your bar."
"Black Russian is a cocktail,dickhead."

Vivienne Westwood's latest fashion went down a treat in Alabama

Here, stick this tenner on the all blacks to win but for chrissakes don't tell anyone!

"What was wrong with the hats we provided?"
"They were pointless."

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You caterers are a bloody joke! Which one of you Einsteins thought fried chicken with rice and peas was gonna be popular?

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lol good take

Steve Wright

14/04/10
04:35pm

Howdy! Ahm here to see missy Obamer bout that baby sittin jawb.

"When I said I wanted to be hung like a black man I meant something else."

Yessir, the sign does say you need to be nine feet to go on the ride but you still don't qualify.

"I'm afraid the choirboys are smelling ratz with the disguise, Your Holiness."

"Excuse me sir, could you recommend a club that would welcome a group of bashful, horny men?"

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" sir you look so conical"
" you mean comical "
" you look a joke , i tell ,em "

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Great minds think alike and all that but if the same pun is only 5 captions down it looks a bit suspect. Having said that I was accused of caption stealing but the 'orginal' caption was pages and pages away...

Sarah

13/04/10
03:17pm

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sorry sarah , i don,t check out others promise, yes we have great minds but alas no votes!!

Antony Ward

13/04/10
03:31pm

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No worries! :)

Sarah

14/04/10
08:45am

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Good to see you giving advice on caption duplication Sarah, nice civil reply from Antony too. Let it be made clear, you were not accused of caption stealing. You just didn't check what was posted previously and entered your own very similar caption. As for my caption being pages and pages away, there are only two pages of captions on that particular photo. I don't understand why you have to twist the facts. Let us move on.

A Muffled T

14/04/10
03:49pm

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Thanks for the input, A Muffled T! Are there 2 pages of captions on that photo that you're seemingly obsessed about? I don't remember and I certainly can't be bothered to find out but thanks for letting me know. This comment I posted was not designed for you to read, but whoever the author of the caption might have been and I'd like to think I made a light-hearted joke out of what you call 'caption duplication'. I have no hard feelings, its only a caption after all. I certainly don't intend to police any future comments that Anthony makes!

Sarah

15/04/10
12:39pm

" no good sir , you cannot hoodwink your way into my bar , you could be sixteen "

The strippers would not be happy if I let you in,Sir.Think what could happen if you needed to tie your shoelaces.

Tell me more about this captioncompetition, sounds like my cup of tea... I'm very conical.

Tory candidate for Stoke (pictured in hat) consults his spin-doctor.

If a KKK syndicate won the lotto.

It went without saying that the head of the KKK was the biggest prick.

"But Your Holiness, this type of thing is no longer acceptable..."

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"Now I ask you, how can one be sharp and a dunce at the same time?"

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Everyone loves a sharp dressed man.

Eileen M.

02/05/10
12:55am

"We are spearheading a campaign for women's right to wear the burka. We are known as the Right Burkas."

"Sorry to disturb you Mr. President, but we have some issues that require your immediate attention."
"Keep your voice down, you moron!"

"Religious reasons or not, you can't board the plane until I can verify your passport photograph."

"Didn't I specifically say: No rap music during musical chairs!!"

"We want more party food. Bring us high scream cones and cake cake cake!"

"Excuse Me Sir, I'd like to have a quiet chat in connection with the disappearance of several traffic cones"

Yes I know you know Dawn French but your still not getting in.

Is this the blazing saddles reunion party

"Now remember son, when drivin' Usain Bolt's open top celebration tour down THIS street, your little ole parade bus jus plum breaks down!"

Sorry boss, that bloody rep from Michelin is on the line again.

'Do excuse me oh 'Grand Wizard of the almighty flaming cross, Divine Administrator of justice, Supreme Commander of the sacred order of the chosen brotherhood, Honourable Knight of the alliance of the Southern Klans, but there's a gent turned up enquiring if'... "y-all wanna buy some watermellons?"

Does my bum look bigot in this?

"Yes, the missus has been using too much starch in the wash again".

"There's a low phone cable ahead sir"

Mayor of Italian town Di Viagraio shows his credentials

When I said I'd meet you down the Mason's, I meant the pub

"Eh,you'r fly's open!"

Year 2025 neo mystical hoodies take threatening to a more pointed level

Spike to Milligan: "Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to wear earplugs?"

My hat's at the laundry

Walls new Family Size 99 was deemed unsuccessful in hot weather.