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Ahh! I'm glad you're awake, the operation was a stunning success! Let me know if you notice any side effects.

comments (total: 2)

03

After having had a rotten day, this caption cheered me up no end Thank you whoever you are!

Sarah Bennison

07/04/10
05:34pm

02

One of my favourite captions.

Ian Skelding

13/04/10
06:05pm

French dictionary?... yeah, just on the shelf there, mate... you want a cuppa while you're here, or...?

When you work for a theme-park, you can dress up and make dough at the same time!

Children In Kneed

Rupert's parents never forgave themselves for letting him watch A Clockwork Orange.

Desperate alcoholic bear caught unwrapping christmas gift

Roly-polar.

Orville: "It's OK, cousin! I wanted Keith's hand there, and he was a gentleman the whole time."

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#2 in a series of "Animals you don't want to pinch, punch, first day of the month to"

comments (total: 5)

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Can someone please explain what this means and why it's funny?

THANKS, ROB - I STAND CORRECTED. APOLOGIES TO AUTHOR AND VOTER! (IT'S NOT A SAYING I'VE EVER HEARD ROUND HERE - OR MAYBE I WAS JUST A DEPRIVED CHILD.) YOU'RE RIGHT, THOUGH - THERE SEEMS RECENTLY TO HAVE BEEN AN INCREASING NUMBER OF POOR YET VOTE-WINNING CAPTIONS.

Graeme Crawford

01/04/10
01:39pm

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Its OK. I don't understand an awful lot of the others, and especially I don't understand why people vote for them. Didn't you ever "Pinch, punch ..." when you were a kid?

Rob Falconer

01/04/10
02:19pm

02

Sometimes captions get votes that leave me wondering why, but confusing and sometimes annoying as it is, ultimately I prefer people to vote than to sit on their hands.

Davie Marshall

01/04/10
02:25pm

01

How come you've picked on this one, anyway? There's been far more surprising voting of late.

Rob Falconer

01/04/10
02:27pm

00

? KM

Keith McClory

01/04/10
08:24pm

For security reasons, it's sometimes wise to have a rolling PIN.

I bake with bear-o

the ultimate free range eggs

at least i look better then andy warhol thompson

ok give me the money.........give me the money or the slag gets it

Available on EBay: Bear once owned by Julia child.

(Caveat Emptor)

Bear in the Big Blue House: "You the one who touched my cookies?!"

Mr Squishy thought it ironic how the tables had turned.

welcome to hells kitchen

are you listening sooty , im the daddy now!

Thanks to global warming, displaced angry polar bears are ursine of the times.

mad bob the rolling pin robber goes public " yeah i know it is wrong , i love the dough "

Auditions continue for a new production of The Winter's Tale.

Billy eagerly awaited Delia Smith's next publication

I can make an ice pie!

When his steak and kidney came out burnt, Barry realised he was suffering from 'pie-polar disorder.'

Nervously watching the new Dr Who, Yeti was oblivious to the old Tardis landing on the snowy mountain peak behind him...

The Quiche had turned out so well that he was absolutely convinced that his owner must have had a hand in it somewhere.

Dr Sooty becomes Mr Hyde

As little Annie slept.....something stirred!!!

Part of a plan to pinch kitchen utensils from TV studios in protest against yet more cooking programmes.

A new marriage counselling technique to encourage couples to face the elephant in the room.

Bipolar

That's the front of that NYPD police car done, now what's next?

Since the new pastry cook took over, nobody ever complained about the croissants any more

From Pin-assho's Blue Period

Harry strongly suspected one of those strange blue Bassett's Allsorts had evolved overnight

Schrodinger's Bear was definitely alive

new to Sky 1 this summer, "When Wombles Go Bad."

The Perishers appeared frequently in Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares

"Of course I can cook, in fact I do all my own stuffing."

No, seriously, behind you! It's not an April fool.

I'm looking for a fluffy duck.

Bernard the polar bear was all dressed up for a long nights (seal) clubbing.

After their slight domestic disagreement, Paul was like a bear with a sore head.

Polar bears are the most dangerous predators in the world - their wives even more so.

Ever since the Never-Never-Land fiasco Nana was prepared to knock Peter's Pan in.

Wait till my husband gets in from the pub.

"Lost" merchandise hits the shops.